Corey Ryan Forrester

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Writer and Podcaster at Freelance

Columnist at The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Atlanta Journal-Constitution Columnist. One of the 25 Greatest Rant Comics OF ALL TIME according to Lewis Black and Cracked. AGENT: [email protected]

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Donkeys and Elephants

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Donkeys and ElephantsBy Corey Ryan ForresterI’ve seen many a marvel, from riverboat crews,To a man selling hope in a bottle of booze. But nothing quite baffles, bewilders, or bites,Like folks who wear neckties and claim they know rights. He starts with a grin and a sermon so slick,You’d think he was Moses with hair gel and tricks. He kisses the babies, he hugs the old maid,He once hated gay folks..’til polling had swayed.
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Turn off whatever your "Star Wars" is if now it's turning you off

1 week ago | ajc.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

To be fair to the reader, I will preface this by saying that my memory ain’t what it used to be. I’m getting older, for one thing, and having a 2-year-old sorta sucks what little brainpower you have left outta your body and focuses it solely on them. ExploreI’m running for king. Here’s my platformAlso, I’m certain I have long COVID because even though I was vaccinated, I’ve used about 300 truck stop bathrooms since.
I’m running for king. Here’s my platform

1 month ago | ajc.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

They say if you want something, you just gotta work hard for it! I’ve certainly found that to be the case in many of my endeavors cause lord knows, you ain’t reading this cause I was a child prodigy in English and grammar! In my 21 years in the entertainment industry, I sometimes feel the only difference between me and one of the many funnier and talented people I came up with is that I kept my nose to the grindstone when they did not. I now realize that, sure, that could be it.
Daddy Done Changed

1 month ago | coreyryanforrester.substack.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

Can’t sleep. Wrote a poem for my son. Hope it also means something to the parents in here.
Masters Hole-by-Hole Guide

1 month ago | coreyryanforrester.substack.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

Written by my buddy, the great sports journalist Mike Anthony! Who has just started his own Substack @MikeAndHisRantsEnjoy and remember at 3pm EST I will be LIVESTREAMING My commentary on the Final Round of the Masters on All Of My Socials Until its conclusion! Corey Ryan Forrester’s Rants and Such! is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
Real men don’t whine online. Real men have their priorities straight.

2 months ago | ajc.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

You won’t know it because of the power of editing, but as I’m writing this I am having trouble pressing the correct keys. I’ve had to fix typos and completely delete words so misspelled that the powers of autocorrect couldn’t even step in and lend a hand. The problem is that I just got through working out and creatine is still coursing through my veins, and my massive pectoral muscles are filled with even more blood than usual, bro.
This Week In Southern History: April 4, 1968 - Martin Luther King Jr. Is Assassinated

2 months ago | coreyryanforrester.substack.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

Taking a different direction, instead of just focusing on Dr King's death, I decided to talk about his whole life. I hope you enjoy the new approach to This Week In Southern History as much as I enjoyed researching and recording it. As always, I am open to the fact that I may have gotten something wrong, whether it be by slip of the tongue, or trusting an incorrect source.
Puttin On Airs - Catherine The Not So Great

2 months ago | coreyryanforrester.substack.com | Corey Ryan Forrester

Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -1:51:52Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade. Puttin On Airs 3 Year Anniversary - Catherine The Great!The boys pay tribute to Val Kilmer in lihgt of his tragic death and then spend a good hour up their own butts talking about cinema before professor CHO jumps in with a history lesson on Catherine The Great!Sources:Books:• Massie, Robert K. Catherine the Great: Portrait of a Woman. Random House, 2011. • Rounding, Virginia.
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