Dan Webb

The Courteeners' new album is pretty fantastic. Back to back anthems. Love it.

It's genuinely hilarious watching Australia throwing a World Cup game against Scotland because they're shit scared of playing England 🤣

It doesn't matter if you're playing Baldur's Gate 3 on Xbox 🤷🏻‍♂️

Xbox @Xbox

Did you remember to save?

I'm glad we won that, because otherwise what I'm about to say would come off as sour grapes... Sure, the Prem might be the most competitive league in the world, but it's surely the most corrupt/incompetent league out of the lot. The @premierleague & @FA_PGMOL should be ashamed.

"I'll get a Baldur's Gate 3 review out before Xmas," I said. Little did I know that my 70-hour Xbox save would disappear overnight. Fucking shambles.

Kurupt FM

Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL

Jurgen Klopp responds to the PGMOL admitting 'significant human error' 😶 https://t.co/A6sFJ8n7CW

I'm done with Elon's racist tendancies, hit me up on 🧵@ thedanwebb. First 75,000 people I'll follow back 👀 https://t.co/qkJYbDtPo2

Fantastic effort from the social media team with this one. Also, haven't been this excited for a signing we made since Van Dijk.

Liverpool FC @LFC

We hope you haven’t exceeded your rate limit for today… 👀 https://t.co/bKCsBsNhY9

Honestly over the moon about this transfer. What a player we've just signed. Get in.

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

BREAKING: Dominik Szoboszlai to Liverpool, here we go! Understand RB Leipzig are now informed that Liverpool have triggered the release clause. 🚨🔴🇭🇺 #LFC €70m deal done, to be signed soon. Personal terms agreed, Szobo’s ready for medical tests soon. Huge signing for #LFC. https://t.co/FjLLyGq68a

Firmino going to Saudi Arabia is tragic. Still a great player, now off to watch his career die like the rest of them. I get it, one last big pay day before they retire, but that doesn't make it any less heartbreaking.

Me 2 mins ago: Never heard of this guy. Me when the chorus kicks in: Oh, it's the TikTok song 😂

Elton John still sounds incredible, even at 76 😳

Slash is still an insane guitarist. The less said about Axl's vocals though, the better.

This. First time in years I've had to go to Google to get the lowdown on a news story. Twitter completely useless and full of misinformation RE what's happening in Russia. Twitter in the gutter right now, don't see how it can get any worse than this.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy

One notable thing about this rapidly developing international story: Since Elon Musk took a sledgehammer to Twitter’s verification system, the platform is far less useful during breaking news events, and so people are depending on traditional newsrooms for verifiable information.

Drinking beers in a pub that shows Glastonbury is definitely not the same as being there 🥲

Assassin's Creed Odyssey is the best ever Assassin's Creed game. Change my mind.

Saka is one hell of a talent. What a finish.