David Firn

I know it means 'not Northern Ireland,' but the use of Great Britain in this headline and then repeatedly in the first few pars makes it very difficult not to read this in deeply sarcastic f***ing s***hole country internal monologue voice. https://t.co/OjNauHy6wQ https://t.co/zdzGsElFBa

Increasingly feels like one might stumble over the body of Ramiro de Lorqua at any moment. https://t.co/sa4q0JuZLm

This 👇

Giles Wilkes @Gilesyb

Policy idea: short custodial sentences for interviewers whose idea of a good question is "how do you feel" (after your tragedy/Olympic medal/GCSE result/loss of a limb/etc). Or large fines.

And if it does, will the UK be forced to offer freedom of movement for aliens under 30? https://t.co/DIWflvd3bs

London: can close Battersea Park from Friday to Wednesday for Formula E car races. Can't close Richmond Park for a day for a bike race.

KimBriggsCampaign @BriggsCampaign

Quite right too! Open, shared parks are NOT the places to do this. Well done ⁦@theroyalparks⁩ Cycling event cancelled in Richmond Park, as organiser highlights "increased focus on security and logistics of cycling events in public spaces" https://t.co/tDiTgrcZQR

Every time I see this ad I think of Ramiro de Lorqua

Completely misread that.

BBC North West @BBCNWT

Man who attacked wife was 'medieval' - judge https://t.co/Y5EtizSfde

Euston: The train departing any minute now will be on platform ... wait for it, wait for it ... Also Euston: https://t.co/3ej56uERPl

*Drops croissant*

Le Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift @LeTourFemmes

💨💨💨 @CedrineKerbaol once again demonstrates her downhill skills. 💨💨💨 @CedrineKerbaol fait à nouveau démonstration de ses qualités de descendeuse. #TDFF2024 | #WatchTheFemmes | @gozwift https://t.co/UUFn8H2bIh

Head of Costume: 'ow assassiney were you thinking? Director: 'ow assassiney can you go? Head of Costume ... I'll see what I can do. https://t.co/EuHnRpQvfh

cc @catinthemovie

derek guy @dieworkwear

Oh, one more: Alain Delon playing with cats in Scorpio (1973) https://t.co/Vsn5FPDpsn

Train driver, heel thyself. https://t.co/lAMupTLRFI

*shouting through bedroom door* Just because I'm still listening to Unknown Pleasures in 2024 does not mean I haven't moved forward.

Dazed @Dazed

Listening to sad music can be therapeutic – but it can also be a way of wallowing and rubbing salt in the wound, instead of moving forward https://t.co/4IcW0Yjnes

1) I can't believe this is our most-read story right now. 2) I think Austrialia needs to download Strictly Ballroom this weekend and then have a word with itself about dancing your own steps. https://t.co/snMmgGw2ZD https://t.co/4wLL5hWWXL

Conjoined twins?

Cumbria Police @Cumbriapolice

Four men have been jailed following an incident in Carlisle last year which left two people with a fractured pelvis and other injuries. Read more here - https://t.co/rECyThF9tL https://t.co/Hlev8eie0r

Have we been crossing tanks with daleks?

FT World News @ftworldnews

European defence can’t win without banks on side https://t.co/Qr0Ho7NSro