Doktor Zoom
Writer and Senior Editor at Wonkette
Wonkette writer & senior editor. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him. I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension.
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2 weeks ago |
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The Trump administration is finally getting back to one of its most basic principles, which is that anything it does to children of undocumented migrants is justified because after all they are ILLEGAL, not people, and that means anything goes.
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2 weeks ago |
wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom
President Donald Manbaby must have woken up cranky this morning. Maybe some of the guests who paid millions to win a spot at his grifty crypto-dinner last night were insufficiently fawning, who knows? Whatever the reason, Trump must have been sad that the economy was insufficiently chaotic, so he took to his store-brand Twitter substitute, Truth Social, and sent back-to-back wordblurts announcing he wants huge new tariffs, for reasons.
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2 weeks ago |
wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom
It’s Pyumas! Pyumas in the cravasses! Take it, Tom!Donald Trump and more than 200 of his most remunerative meme coin purchasers had dinner at Trump’s Virginia trash palace last night after investors snapped up $148 million of the worthless online tokens, producing millions of dollars in trading fees for Trump’s family.
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2 weeks ago |
wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom
Two staff members of the Israeli embassy in Washington, DC, were gunned down outside the Capital Jewish Museum last night. The two victims were identified by the embassy as Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Milgrim. Israeli Ambassador to the US Yechiel Leiter said they were a couple who were planning to get married, and were enjoying a night out when they were killed.
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2 weeks ago |
wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom
A federal judge in Massachusetts said Wednesday that the Trump administration was “unquestionably in violation of this court’s order” when it tried to deport eight detainees to South Sudan on Tuesday, because the men didn’t get an opportunity to challenge their removal to that country or any other third-country destination. US District Judge Brian E.
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