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Doktor Zoom

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Writer and Senior Editor at Wonkette

Wonkette writer & senior editor. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him. I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension.

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  • 20 hours ago | wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom

    The House Energy and Commerce Committee got to work yesterday on its part of the One Big Beautiful Blowjobs for Billionaires Bill, in which they’ve been instructed to cut $880 billion over the coming decade. That means huge cuts to Medicaid, in the neighborhood of $700 billion, no matter how much Republicans fib about how they’ll simply cut out “waste, fraud, and abuse” or crack the whip on “able-bodied childless adults” who are just lazy.

  • 1 day ago | wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom

    Donald Trump continued his string of impressive-sounding but basically unenforceable executive orders Monday by ordering American pharmaceutical companies to reduce their drug prices in the USA so everyone can have prescription drugs at the same price as in Europe, but without the socialism. No, you smartasses, the government demanding price reductions from for-profit companies wouldn’t be socialism, because the US is not commie like France is.

  • 1 day ago | wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom

    Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy has a brilliant plan to deal with continuing problems with the US’s aging air traffic control system and a shortage of air traffic controllers: Blame Joe Biden, and also speed up modernizations and upgrades to the system that began under Biden. We guess “blame Pete Hegseth” didn’t go over well in the administration. PREVIOUSLY!Is It Bad That Air Traffic Control Now Runs On Tinfoil, Morse Code, And 5 D Batteries?

  • 5 days ago | wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom

    A federal judge in Burlington, Vermont, has ordered the US government to immediately release graduate student Rümeysa Öztürk from the private prison in Louisiana where ICE has been holding her since late March. And the judge means TOOT FUCKING SWEET.

  • 5 days ago | wonkette.com | Doktor Zoom

    Bill Gates, the former richest man in the world, had some harsh words this week for the current holder of that title, Semipresident of the United States Elon Musk.

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