Dylan Hafer

Sep 18, 2024 | betches.com | Marissa Dow |Fleurine Tideman |Dylan Hafer |Ilana Frost

My favorite part of being a Real Housewives superfan is imagining having to explain half of the major storylines to a Pilgrim fresh off the Mayflower. But on second thought, if anyone can relate to Plymouth Colony it’s probably The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Our favorite snow bunnies love to get both historical and hysterical when the time calls for it, and I couldn’t love their drama anymore for it.

Sep 18, 2024 | betches.com | Marissa Dow |Fleurine Tideman |Dylan Hafer |Ilana Frost

Do you hear that, Bravoholics? It’s the sound of Meredith Marks disengaging. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is finally back for season 5 and the producers heard our desperate cries to bring back Monica Garcia… and instead provided three new frozen faces to the mix. I kid, they’re literally all gorgeous, gorgeous girls, which is pretty much a given when you have that much disposable income.

Sep 18, 2024 | betches.com | Fleurine Tideman |Dylan Hafer |Ilana Frost |Syeda Khaula Saad

The sheets are rumpled, and the smell of sex is still in the air. It’s that moment of post-sex bliss where you don’t feel self-conscious about your stomach rolls, and you’re desperate just to touch their skin. With my head on their chest, they tell me that they think we’re “just better as friends.” I still have to go pee to avoid a UTI from the furious intercourse we just had. I can see a scratch blooming on their skin from my nails, and they’re telling me that we’re just more of a friend vibe.

Sep 18, 2024 | betches.com | Dylan Hafer

It’s been a busy few months in the life of Jordan Chiles. Last month, she competed in her second Olympics, winning a gold medal with Team USA, and lit the world on fire with her performance in the floor exercise final. After a brief post-Olympic hiatus from social media — something we can all aspire to— the world was pretty much her oyster, and she headed to New York City for an itinerary that would make even the most Type-A member of your group chat need a nap.

Aug 1, 2024 | betches.com | Fleurine Tideman |Ilana Frost |Marissa Dow |Dylan Hafer

In case you’ve been living in a BRAT-fuelled hangover without screens, the Olympics are happening!! Yay, people celebrating unbelievable feats of human strength while I get winded walking up the stairs. But despite world records being broken, gymnastics girlies flipping about, and celebs turning up in their finest, the world has its eye on only one thing: the muffins. Or more specifically, the Muffin Man, a Shrek character brought to life by a Norwegian swimmer.