Ebony Graveur

I'm going to give 'many thanks' a go so look out for that bad boy in your inboxes https://t.co/EvJWetvMpj

Maybe I should sell my #Bitcoin today?

Hello Kitty is where they send you a kitten every week, saving you time choosing a pet AND helping you make healthier choices. #hellofresh #sponsored

RT @dustyexner: I'm always surprised that not everyone with #ADHD knows about RSD (Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria) and it's like, a real i…

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https://t.co/Uig4WcqYFP COVID-19 media coverage ‘to much(sic)’ says Facebook user in sprawling, uncalled-for op-ed

RT @Simon_Breheny: It's quite incredible how angry some people are about the laws of economics. Why do we attach normativity to economics,…

While I myself am not a farmer, many of my sims grow crops and I can safely say that it is more important now than ever before to continue to eat crops. #coronavirus #ShowerThoughts

Visiting the Twitter page of the man who plagiarised one of my stories (and stamped his own byline on it) has inspired me to write a screenplay. It shall be called Retweets Only: Inside the head of one of https://t.co/gmOCKYy4NF's best journalists

RT @alexutting: Magistrate: So why do you want to adjourn this matter? Defendant: Because Christmas is coming. M: I have no doubt Christmas…

I'm always amazed at how desperate #Mojang is to not take my money.

I'm impressed by the Guardian's ability to find so many stories simply by deliberatly misinterpretimg Marie Kondo's book and TV show. #MarieKondo #KonMari #TidyingUp #tidyingupwithmariekondo

Does anyone want to start Herman's Hermits cover band with me but where the songs are in German so it's actually Herman's German Hermits or not particularly..?

Is "catfishing" claiming to be a cool cat when you're really a damp fish? Is it trying to attract a cat by masquerading as a fish? Is it pretending to be a catfish to entice or enthrall lesser sea creatures, like krill or, worse, plankton? #showerthoughts #fish #tinder #Catfish

"I paid them money for it. How dare they ask me if I am a robot?" - Mother trying to log in to her The Sims account #MotherSue #thingsmymothersays #jimspotting