Evan Allgood

1 week ago | pointsincase.com | Mary Heitkamp |Evan Allgood |Dan Gutenberg |Graeme Carey

Nothing like a day out on the links, am I right, fellas? Now if you don’t mind, I think I’ll do the honors of teeing off first. Hey, someone has to set the tempo. Okay, Bob, just like you practiced. Nice and easy. Shit! Shanked it. Straight into the trees. Ah well. It happens. I might as well take an early mulligan. You guys mind if I take a mully? No? Good. Then I’m gonna take a quick mully. Head down. Hips straight. Let it rip. Not like that. Fore!She’s okay. She got out of the way. See, they’re helping her up.

Oct 14, 2024 | newyorker.com | Evan Lian |Evan Allgood

“Why do you keep showing me pictures of Obama?”

Oct 4, 2024 | pointsincase.com | Evan Allgood

“Vogue wrote a lengthy puff piece about Walz’s dog, Scout, who serves as the ‘First Dog' of Minnesota.” — Fox NewsScout Walz, it should go without saying, does not eat chocolate. We’re at the St. Paul Dairy Queen on a bright, clear day in August. Scout, in his trademark charcoal collar, has ordered (off-menu) a vanilla pup cup. The barely-pubescent server has brought him chocolate.

Feb 22, 2024 | newsbreak.com | Evan Allgood

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Feb 22, 2024 | newyorker.com | Evan Allgood

At dusk the other night, I flew to Central Park to see my old friend Flaco. “Oh,” Flaco said, nodding his feathered head in the direction of a newsstand. “Looks like I’m on the cover of the Post again.” I could tell he’d chosen our meeting spot for that reason, but I just gave him a long, low hoot, like, “Wow, impressive.”Flaco usually hunts solo, but I hadn’t seen him in a while, and he insisted that he didn’t want to forget the “more common” owls who’d shown him the ropes.