Mary Heitkamp

1 week ago | pointsincase.com | Mary Heitkamp |Evan Allgood |Dan Gutenberg |Graeme Carey

Nothing like a day out on the links, am I right, fellas? Now if you don’t mind, I think I’ll do the honors of teeing off first. Hey, someone has to set the tempo. Okay, Bob, just like you practiced. Nice and easy. Shit! Shanked it. Straight into the trees. Ah well. It happens. I might as well take an early mulligan. You guys mind if I take a mully? No? Good. Then I’m gonna take a quick mully. Head down. Hips straight. Let it rip. Not like that. Fore!She’s okay. She got out of the way. See, they’re helping her up.

2 months ago | pointsincase.com | Just Lunning |Amanda Goble |Mary Heitkamp |Lillie Franks

February the 19th, in the Year of Our Lord 1387Today I turned 29, and I must confess I'm experiencing what Father Theobald calls a “crisis of middle life.” Mathematically speaking, my life is well more than halfway over, and what do I have to show for it? I have spent my entire life in the village of Wessex. I plow the fields, I pay my tithes, I try to sire additional children (may God rest the souls of the first six), and for what? To grow old drinking weak ale and dying of rickets? No. I refuse.