Evan Hurst
Managing Editor at Wonkette
Managing editor @Wonkette. Proprietor, The Moral High Ground. Subscribe! https://t.co/8mgv04tSrH
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1 week ago |
wonkette.com | Evan Hurst
One of our favorite things about Donald Trump’s bouncy big boy birthday parade for bouncy big birthday boys — aside from the perpetually sullen look on Trump’s face and Marco Rubio’s dramatic yawning and the way Grandma Wrestlemania Linda McMahon sat there wearing the look of a woman who’s missing the premiere of the newest Hallmark movie for this and she knows it — was Pete Hegseth AKA Secretary Shitfaced’s body language. It was everything.
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1 week ago |
wonkette.com | Evan Hurst
As we sit around and wait to find out if “TACO” applies to bombing countries and starting bullshit wars that the American people will not rally around, spoiler alert, you fucking losers, here’s another reminder of exactly what types of creeps, perverts, and misfits Donald Trump has staffed his administration with.
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1 week ago |
wonkette.com | Evan Hurst
Donald Trump has just concluded another humiliating G7. Oh it’s still going on, mind you, six other democratic world leaders doing their best to get things done, but Trump left with his butt dragging against the ground last night because he had to “deal” with a “crisis” in “Situation Room.” The crisis was apparently himself shitting his pants on Truth Social and telling everybody in Tehran to run away:He is so easily frightened.
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1 week ago |
wonkette.com | Evan Hurst
This week, Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee gave a master class in what it looks like to be a pointless trifling little bitch who’s never contributed anything of value to heaven or earth, with his sick reaction to the politically motivated assassinations of Minnesota House speaker emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband in Minneapolis.
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1 week ago |
wonkette.com | Evan Hurst
Well, folks, they caught the motherfucker. We don’t know exactly what took so long to find the Christian nationalist anti-abortion activist Trump supporter who impersonated a cop and assassinated Democrats in Minneapolis on Friday night, with plans to target many more, but they caught him. Maybe they were just looking the wrong places? We would have checked Republican politicians’ houses first, but that’s just us. Anyway, they found him in a field.
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