Frank Rizzo

Things one can be certain of: Death. Taxes. Aaron Rodger’s getting pissy. #GoBills

Is there a civil penalty I can bring against my family for squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube?

Rewatching LOST…S3Ep21 got me tore up again. @DomsWildThings was brilliant and even though I know what’s coming, I can’t quit.

RT @LaughwithMepod: NEW EPISODE 🎙️😂 This week, Jeremy’s birthday from last week and some observations he made when scrolling on FB In this…

RT @csaitheja: Happy father's day. https://t.co/WPvifYN5Jc

This is the best news I’ve seen in a long time!

Gary Striewski @garystriewski

“Americans have no culture” Explain what I saw yesterday then… https://t.co/IN2JFz8LQu

⁦@caseysgenstore⁩ Outstanding job cutting this pizza. Maybe less time outside smoking more time remembering how the shit pizza is meant to be cut. https://t.co/5WsauzxHQX

I think it’s time we said the quiet part out loud. Winston on New Girl. Top 5 television character of all time.

Coaching 15U soccer this year, I’m brushing up on my TikTok slang because apparently I’m a skibidi coach with cheugy practices. And they’re only there to touch grass before their menty b.

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ABC News @ABC

JUST IN: Flaco, the "most famous owl in the world" that captured attention after escaping the Central Park Zoo, has died, the zoo says. Read more: https://t.co/mlFTGnoQSw https://t.co/c4kXCAP02d

Really hope these crazy kids are still together. https://t.co/F8dhjJ3tHB

RT @Zach_APT: Our first attempt at putting Autosteer on a fairway mower was a success. We are also utilizing @AgLeaderTech TurnPath feature…

Me, paying attention to this #SCOTUS trial. https://t.co/QU0YmIJKzb

This week on #CrackinNatties the origins of “Going down a rabbit hole” is discussed…ironically @Hotze56 & @jmstudiosmac go down a rabbit hole trying to figure it out. https://t.co/WPb60Qxiu3

Go. Lions. 🦁 #OnePride

Finally landed in Omaha! Not @AmericanAir best showing today as far as flight schedules…but the staff has all been great!

Excuses that your wife won’t buy: “Babe…you know how I went on that scuba diving trip with the boyz…” https://t.co/EZngrTgecD