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2 weeks ago | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
Step 1 for approaching a MAMIL (middle-aged man in Lycra) in the wild: Do not, under any circumstances, look at their junk. We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything.
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1 month ago | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
The next two days are scientifically the longest two days of the year, and don’t simply take my word for it. Just ask a NIST scientist … oh wait, DOGE does not allow them to respond to external inquiries at this time. What I’m trying to say is that the first Boulder Farmers Market of the year is in two days omgomg.
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2 months ago | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
Partner just dumped you for his ex-wife? Take a page from Diane Keaton in a Nancy Meyers movie and crash all the way out. Courtesy: Warner Bros. We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything.
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Feb 12, 2025 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
If you’re feeling like a schmuck waiting in line for the last slice of flourless chocolate cake at Piece, Love & Chocolate because you and the boys hit the slopes on V-Day, maybe you are one. Courtesy: Downtown Boulder Partnership We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it.
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Dec 4, 2024 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything. This advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones). My boyfriend wants to teach me to ski. Is that illegal?
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Oct 2, 2024 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything. This advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones). Where are all the hot 30-somethings without kids?
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Sep 4, 2024 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
“I really liked your rendition of Evanescence’s ‘Bring Me to Life’ — I’ve actually never heard that one at the Outback before!” and more pick-up lines to land a dive bar zaddy. Courtesy: Wind-up Records We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything.
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Sep 4, 2024 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
Once a clandestine getaway for local gay dudes, Dream Canyon is now the spot for naked asses and mountain sunsets. Courtesy: Reddit We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. And with September sneaking up like your kefir’s expiration date or your early 30s, summer abundance mindset turns to summer scarcity mindset.
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Jul 31, 2024 | 
boulderweekly.com | Gabby Vermeire
Yes, the pretty girls at Trident may want to be asked out — but probably not by you. We all have questions and need advice, but sometimes the pseudo therapy in the Instagram stories of astrology girlies doesn’t cut it. Or maybe the gate-keeping culture of adventure bros has you fearing the judgment that comes with revealing yourself as a newbie at anything. This advice column exists to hold space for you and your Boulder queries (especially the uncool ones).
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Jul 2, 2024 | 
newsbreak.com | Gabby Vermeire
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