Giles Coren

I’m with Michelle Obama, I fear the empty nest will break me. https://t.co/iIyjpl38VB

Update on the missing necklace and then Esther tries to explain the menopause to me… https://t.co/Q3wlUkZI4e

I know this account is scrollbait bullshit but the fucked-offness of the blue spider at the end when the guy opens his front door is just all of us when some random fucking cold caller rings the doorbell in the middle of our afternoon nap.

Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

Trapdoor spiders build silk-lined burrows sealed with camouflaged, hinged lids. https://t.co/2GqUuj2gEi

Victor Garvey review: ‘Wonderful guy, my favourite kind of chef’ https://t.co/wXGT0i8OdV

RT @gilescoren: The Minecraft movie wasn’t so bad. Anything that doesn’t have Paul Mescal or Barry Keoghan in it is at least off to a good…

The Minecraft movie wasn’t so bad. Anything that doesn’t have Paul Mescal or Barry Keoghan in it is at least off to a good start… https://t.co/sPV2Ckapnb

RT @Jan_Leeming: 🤣🤣⁦@gilescoren⁩. Love article- tattoos yuk@ - odd discreet little love token maybe but covering the body - makes me feel s…

RT @gilescoren: Three London lunch options: one mad, one posh, one quick. https://t.co/8FGaeDw4NH

RT @gilescoren: Eyelash trimming is the thin end of a male vanity wedge that we need to be very very careful about… https://t.co/ehUHazZ9Nr

Eyelash trimming is the thin end of a male vanity wedge that we need to be very very careful about… https://t.co/ehUHazZ9Nr

RT @gilescoren: Tragedy (of a mostly only material nature) strikes in the Coren household as a gold necklace I bought my wife for a signifi…

Tragedy (of a mostly only material nature) strikes in the Coren household as a gold necklace I bought my wife for a significant birthday DISAPPEARS from its hiding place! I’m sure it’s been stolen. Esther thinks I lost it and am an idiot. I’m v sad. https://t.co/eOwVIY3sWb

Three London lunch options: one mad, one posh, one quick. https://t.co/8FGaeDw4NH

RT @gilescoren: New research says women choose their friendship group partly by how they smell, but of course that all depends on what you…

New research says women choose their friendship group partly by how they smell, but of course that all depends on what you think a woman is… https://t.co/1AeCMCQ77k

RT @gilescoren: The Clooneys don’t argue, but we do! All the fucking time, and this week it’s almost relevant. New podcast ep… https://t.co…

The Clooneys don’t argue, but we do! All the fucking time, and this week it’s almost relevant. New podcast ep… https://t.co/IT0LsUfvhx