Ginny Romney

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Wasatch Soccer Sentinel @WasatchSentinel

Hello! This is @TheCrossbarRSL, here to talk through this match. I’m also on baby duty, so maybe I’ll miss tweeting about a goal. Hope it’s an RSL one. And we’re off!

I don't think there's anything the dog I'm dog-sitting loves more than popcorn.

Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson

Why does the don't feed the animals sign depict the eating of popcorn as such a feral and hedonistic act. The greatest delight an animal can experience https://t.co/BvdegkDUSu

TIL, to the shock and horror of my coworkers, that "Chick-Fil-A Sauce" is an actual sauce flavor and not an umbrella term for all their sauces. Apparently it's different from honey mustard. It's a little sweeter? Maybe a little mayo-y? Like a mustard version of fry sauce.

As someone who had to learn all the words to "Utah, This is the Place" in Fifth Grade, I think it is the right choice for the seventh inning stretch. ("Salt Lake City" by the Beach Boys is regrettably bad, even if there's a Lagoon reference.)

Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter

Some thoughts on what we should call our MLB team and the song we should sing in the seventh inning stretch https://t.co/l2lqa1csX0

I've always been a huge Peeps hater, but I had one fresh from the package this season and it was soft and lovely?

Tiffanee With Two E’s @tiffanee_dawn

Yes Easter is over, but I need to tweet my disdain for peeps one more time 😂 https://t.co/R8hEgcfaC7

Do you think the @SpaceX promoted tweets I keep getting are house ads?

Yesterday I spent 45 minutes on Twitter trying to parse the Taylor and Joe breakup before I realized I should have been on Reddit all along. The drama is so delicious there.

Twitter reminds me of those context exercises in standardized testing: "What is meant by the underlined phrase?" I'm too proud to ask what people are talking about, but I cross my fingers that someone has asked in the replies and another person has clued them in.

Every time West Ham comes up in Ted Lasso, I tell @TheCrossbarRSL that Dean Thomas is a West Ham fan. And that is basically all my Premier League knowledge.