Hannah Schaffer

Yang and Times Square, Timothee Chalamet in a musical prequel to Willy Wonka, and now this? It’s only Monday and ya’ll this week is just too much already

Forbes @Forbes

New Jersey will lift its indoor mask mandate this week https://t.co/Jv7hbc7fZm https://t.co/KtCBdP9tD3

RT @KatiePhang: Sooo...how does one tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and a not vaccinated person?

*passengers not wearing masks* Delta in Philly: masks need to cover mouth AND nose. Don’t make us turn this plane around bc we will damn it Delta in the South: *crickets* Your health is our priority! *fills middle seats* this is a full flight, u need to check ur bag ma’am

I have never missed getting a drink after work with coworkers more than I do today. I need to stare at a stiff cocktail at a high top table in a busy midtown pub with people who get it (and massive amounts of greasy spinach and artichoke dip)

I sent the “this is fine” meme to a colleague today *before* the media told me about KellyAnne Conway so, tomorrow should be fun 😒

New York Times Books @nytimesbooks

Simon & Schuster has become a test case for how publishers are trying to draw a line over who is acceptable to publish, and how firmly executives will hold in the face of criticism from their own authors and employees. https://t.co/tOKYHdNQZV

RT @brosandprose: Solidarity with the @simonschuster social media team, who had nothing to do with this decision and are in for an absolute…

RT @PodSaveAmerica: BREAKING: Derek Chauvin found guilty of all 3 counts.

I signed up for TikTok just to watch TikToks, not to purchase 100 different things I never knew I needed, but here we are. 3 Amazon rompers, 2 retinoid creams, a bunch of serums, and the first pair of Abercrombie jeans I've looked at in 15 years sitting in my shopping cart

all these Tiktok videos talking about, and brands actively marketing, mom jeans, and this is still all I can think about https://t.co/LcHTXug2KD

This thread 💯

reading this was quite way to realize we’re not even a full two weeks into the year 🥴

RT @simonschuster: https://t.co/NdIkmGbCFI

RT @businessinsider: Global news outlets are calling pro-Trump protesters storming the US Capitol a 'coup de force' https://t.co/Ptiiwu89WW

RT @mmfa: Media: Stop referring to them as “protesters.”

RT @byaaroncdavis: BREAKING: A source tells me The Defense Department has just denied a request by DC officials to deploy the National Guar…

This is an attempted coup.

I guess my office secret Santa gift should be penguin socks.

The New York Times @nytimes

Breaking News: ViacomCBS agreed to sell Simon & Schuster to Penguin Random House for more than $2 billion. The deal will create the first megapublisher. https://t.co/O1MBAmQ3mq