Hugh Behm-Steinberg

Jul 12, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Victoria Hulbert |Michael Montlack |Oskar David |Hugh Behm-Steinberg

A Thursday night in America. The year 2008. You sit on the couch in front of the television around 8:30 in the evening—thirty minutes after your favorite show has started because you are TiVoing it and want to fast-forward the commercials. You wear your comfy clothes, stretched out pajama pants and a large t-shirt, or maybe you went to the gym after work and, too tired to shower, you lounge in your sweaty spandex, or maybe it’s just boxer shorts.

Jun 14, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Michael Montlack |Emily Van Duyne |Hugh Behm-Steinberg |Oskar David

My sister used me as the disciplinarian. But mainly for educational purposes. So when she told my niece, G’head—tell him! I assumed an F was involved. Kim shifted on the sofa, her witness stand. Come on, my sister said. Just tell him!What already? I wanted this over with. Michele inflated as she drew the air in. Your niece here, she said, is a fag hag!What? I turned to Kim, who shrugged. You have a gay friend? I asked. At ten? No! my sister blurted. She has THREE!Three? I said. Who? Are they out at school?