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1 week ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Nothing feels better than being the most irreplaceable employee in the workplace. Like an unbeatable demigod, your job is secure, and nobody can challenge that. With this power, you can leverage raises, better hours, PTO whenever you want, and benefits that far exceed the new hires. Usually, this type of job security is earned through hard work and cleverness, so once a worker reaches that level, they can take a bit of a breather (finally).
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1 week ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
There's nothing more gut-wrenching than the sad little mews of a kitten. Desperately ill-equipped to handle the real world, baby cats and wide-eyed little kittens are the smolest warriors in the greatest battle.
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1 week ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Cats are elusive little critters. As every cat lover knows, a cat will only allow a human to capture it on their own terms. There's no tricking a trickster. However humans can do their best to outsmart a cat, using tried and true methods like treats, catnip, and the promise of a forever home. This couple in our next story played the long game with a family of stray cats that lived in the golf course behind their house.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Other people's cats aren't as perfect as mine. My cat can do no wrong. Every hooman thinks the same thing about their feline. No matter how many flower pots get knocked off the tables or how many just-cleaned litter boxes get soiled, our cats are purrfect little angles. The rarest of kitty royalty rules the house, and hoomans are simply servants in their household. Alas, it's the kitty hypnosis that drives us to be relatively unscrupulous in our judgement of kitten character.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Dating in your late 20s is a high-stakes game of Russian roulette. Are you going to spend years invested in a relationship with an unserious person? Are you going to miss out on some fun flings by getting cuffed too soon? For most women, by the end of their fling years, it's no secret that the whole dating pool is starting to get stale. Dodging men stuck in their Peter Pan syndrome and religious types trying to get shacked up immediately is an endless battle for balance.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Feral cats are always surprising. While we expect them to act akin to our beloved household kitties, ferals are far from domesticated. Stuck in their wild ways, they mystify humans and beguile our expectations, turning up in the darndest places and letting curiosity fuel their mayhem. Always unpredictable and for every charming, feral cats remind us that kitties are independent and beautiful creatures, unbeholden to the laws of this world.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Training a dog is no simple task, but it's one you learn to do with experience. Like parents of human babies, dogs and puppies don't come with an instruction manual, so you better believe that most pawrents are doing their fair share of Googling, late-night kibble-brand panic sessions, and worrying about whether or not they're doing things right with their pup.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
NEWSFLASH: The whole world revolves around her. Kids' birthdays require a lot of planning. Working around spring break schedules, soccer tournaments, and your kiddo's best friend's sibling's ballet recital, parental party planning can be a full-time gig. Since most parents realize that, there's mutual respect—a head nod, if you will—that occurs when the RSVP's start coming in. Recognizing your hard work, respectful parents will honor their promises to both your kin and theirs.
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2 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
I once had a job where I was surveying those electrical poles in the alley. Every day, I'd wander through the city streets, staring up into the sky at the telephone poles, assessing, getting readings, and checking off each location as I left. However, one day, my eyes wandered down, and at the base of the pole was a scraggly little figure—a kitten—abandoned and left to fend for himself in the alley.
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3 weeks ago | 
cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer
Orange cats are known to be a little goofy. Silly in their ways, naughty by nature, and cuddly as can be, orange tabby cats hold a special place in their hooman's heart. While they may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, we still love our orange feline anyway, regardless of whether or not they have a brain cell bobbing around in their little noggin. As they say, all orange cats share a single brain cell.
