Jesse Kessenheimer

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Parades are a fun way for humans to gather as a community and celebrate positivity. It's pride month here in the U S of A, so that means pride parades are cropping up in every major city as the LGBTQ+ community gathers in droves. Iconic, fabulous paraders make their way down the streets clad in feathers, glitter, and every color of the rainbow, but none are as dazzling or charismatic as an orange cat named Selkirk.

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Cats are strange little guys. Purring from atop the kitchen cabinets, one minute you feel safe from their contented gaze, and the next second, you're getting bombarded from above by a pair of mean beans and a bitey little mouth. Riddle me this—how do cats remain our most favorite critters, while simultaneously being insane? Well, here at the I Can Has Headquarters, we've been asking ourselves this question for decades.

2 weeks ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Is it still a "foster fail" if the foster comes back to you? In the foster world, I'd call that a foster kitty lottery win. As an expert of all things feline related, here at the I Can Has Headquarters, we pride ourselves on our ability to call out the pawrticularly special cat tales. Oftentimes, a cat will burrow their way into your heart—as all cats do—but it's not every day that we see a feline bailing on their foster placement so they can be returned to their foster mama instead.

2 weeks ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Never forget that cats are intelligent creatures and have found ways to slake their search for food in the streets by befriending as many hooman households as possible. Known as ‘cats with 4 names,’ these are the types of stray kitties that want for nothing. They roam the streets, stopping at their daily stomping grounds to reap the rewards of unwitting humans who leave out a bowl of kibs for their favorite feline, not realizing that they're their 10th stop of the day.

3 weeks ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Blue collar men constantly surprise me. Whether they're fixing my in-home plumbing in an instant, scaling buildings to wash windows, or having a lunch break in the construction site shade, working men seem to always have a goal in mind. This farm hand was working a routine day—maintenancing all of the tractors and testing out the farm facilities—when his entire life shifted, throwing his delicate goal out in the wind.