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1 week ago | cheezburger.com | Jesse Kessenheimer

Some cats throw a hissy fit when they're detained. Like rowdy little prisoners, they literally bite the hand that feeds them in the cage, hoping to swipe, scratch, or sass their way out of capture. This is why it's so tough to catch a kitty in the neighborhood, because they're too smart to waltz right into a straitjacket without putting up a fight.

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | John Summers

OK, so this isn't a drill. This isn't a fan animation or a weird comic con sketch. This is real, and it's happening: Batman and Deadpool are teaming up in an official Marvel/DC crossover event. Somewhere in a parallel universe, a comic shop just exploded from pure hype. This is the first major crossover between the Big Two in over 20 years, and they picked the perfect chaos duo: the world's broodiest detective and Marvel's most unhinged mouthpiece. It's Batarangs meets banter.

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | JR Atkinson

Growing up we are always told to go above and beyond. Coaches teachers and parents tell us to put in 110% effort and to always leave everything on the floor.  When we're kids playing Little League, we're told that if we don't "give it our all," we're not doing enough. In America, we're all conditioned from a young age to be overachievers. There is so much rhetoric about doing more than you are asked to, taking initiative, and being a self-starter. This remains true once we enter the workforce.

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | Elna McHilderson

Puppies learn from older dogs just like human kids learn from older kids and adults. They watch and they learn. Or they listen and they learn. Etc. That's why it is so important to behave around children, because you never know what they're going to pick up. You don't want them to see you swearing at an inanimate object because you stubbed your toe on it and that's the thing that becomes a core memory for them. Puppies are very similar in that way.

1 week ago | cheezburger.com | Sarah BRown |Sarah Brown

Everyone has their red flags indicator when dating. That moment when someone says something and you just go, "Uh oh." For this cat lover, the red flag showed up fast: after nearly a week of fun, flirty messaging with a guy she met online, he suddenly dropped a dealbreaker. He hated cats. Worse, he said that if they were going to date, she'd either have to come to his place only, or put her cat outside when he visited. That was all it took for her to call it off.