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  • 1 day ago | aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham

    I remembered a favourite misremembered quote today, William Goldman's famous line about Hollywood. “Nobody knows nothin' about anything.” The actual quote is more articulate and measured: “Nobody knows anything. Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work.” It doesn't pack the same South Bronx punch, but both versions nail the point. We’re all pretending, but some of us are leaning into it a little harder.

  • 1 week ago | aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham

    Date: June 20, 2025 Time: 2:00 PM - 3:15 PM EST Location: Hell, Executive Level Meeting Chair: Mr. Death (Acting CEO) Attendees - Mr. Death (Chief Executive Officer) - Mr. War (Vice President, Global Conflict Operations) - Mr. Famine (Chief Supply Chain Disruption Officer) - Mr. Pestilence (Director of Public Health Initiatives) 2:03 PM - Call to Order Mr. Death opened the meeting and noted that Q2 performance metrics were "very promising." Mr. War, embracing the Corporation's Casual Friday...

  • 2 weeks ago | aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham

    Let us now gather to commit the body of AUKUS to the deep, and offer a solemn "bugger me" for the slow, groaning death of Scott Morrison’s last great fuck-up.

  • 3 weeks ago | aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham

    I’m sorry, David. I know we haven’t corresponded much since you got into government, and frankly, that’s my fault. I was so distracted by the lurid incompetence and occasional light criminality at the fringes of the previous administration that when you arrived in office, I merely shrugged and thought, okay, that’s fine, I suppose. The oceans are boilin…

  • 4 weeks ago | sixcolors.com | John Birmingham

    About four weeks out from a manuscript deadline—already a month or two behind schedule—I broke my arm. Well, technically, someone else broke it. A Muay Thai fighter, during a sparring session in a martial arts class I definitely should not have been in. The next morning, I had to call my editor and fess up: instead of hammering away at the keyboard, I’d been getting my forearm snapped like a dry twig. Now I wasn’t going to be hammering away at anything except painkillers and regret.

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