Alien Sideboob
The section they prevented me from contributing to for you.
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2 days ago |
aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham
I remembered a favourite misremembered quote today, William Goldman's famous line about Hollywood. “Nobody knows nothin' about anything.” The actual quote is more articulate and measured: “Nobody knows anything. Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work.” It doesn't pack the same South Bronx punch, but both versions nail the point. We’re all pretending, but some of us are leaning into it a little harder.
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1 week ago |
aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham
Date: June 20, 2025 Time: 2:00 PM - 3:15 PM EST Location: Hell, Executive Level Meeting Chair: Mr. Death (Acting CEO) Attendees - Mr. Death (Chief Executive Officer) - Mr. War (Vice President, Global Conflict Operations) - Mr. Famine (Chief Supply Chain Disruption Officer) - Mr. Pestilence (Director of Public Health Initiatives) 2:03 PM - Call to Order Mr. Death opened the meeting and noted that Q2 performance metrics were "very promising." Mr. War, embracing the Corporation's Casual Friday...
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2 weeks ago |
aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham
Let us now gather to commit the body of AUKUS to the deep, and offer a solemn "bugger me" for the slow, groaning death of Scott Morrison’s last great fuck-up.
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3 weeks ago |
aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham
I’m sorry, David. I know we haven’t corresponded much since you got into government, and frankly, that’s my fault. I was so distracted by the lurid incompetence and occasional light criminality at the fringes of the previous administration that when you arrived in office, I merely shrugged and thought, okay, that’s fine, I suppose. The oceans are boilin…
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1 month ago |
aliensideboob.substack.com | John Birmingham
No one would have believed, in the increasingly stupid years of the 21st century, that I would open my daily scroll of doom to learn that James Patterson—the literary equivalent of a haunted fax machine plugged directly into the overflow tank at a Red Bull factory—was ‘co-writing’ a thriller with MrBeast, a man-child YouTube trolligarch who gamifies human desperation for likes, filming acts of weaponised charity to unlock a giant personal loot box in the winner-takes-all game of late-stage...
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