John Rich

6 days ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. People always throw around hypotheticals involving a fight between a very regular sized champion boxer, and a freakishly enormous sized NBA or NFL player. Crazy that one of the greatest professional boxers of all time who throws punches for a living (but is only 5-10, 168-pounds) would wipe the floor with the 6-1, 280-pounds of pure muscle Aaron Donald. But idk if you really think about it, boxing has a weight classes for a reason.

1 week ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

Solent News. Shutterstock Images. Yorkshire Live – A beloved lollipop man has been told he can no longer give 'high fives' to children as they cross the road. Neil Cotton, 57, who assists primary and secondary pupils in Howden, near Hull, East Yorkshire, claims he's been instructed to stop the friendly gesture as it "upsets some drivers having to wait another ten seconds".

1 week ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

Antoine Massey and Derrick Groves had the whole country looking for them. Offshore betting sites were giving odds on when they would be captured. Their fellow prison escapees were dropping  like flies. The city of New Orleans arrested every friend and family member who so much as fielded a phone call from any of the 10 fugitives. There were 23 total arrests made within 12 days of the Orleans Parish Justice Center jailbreak. But 35 days later, Antoine Massey and Derrick Groves are still at large.

1 week ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

The business of achieving world records is such a racket. I don't know how those ass holes at Guinness come to decide what nonsense feats of strength or skill or mental fortitude qualify for their official Guinness Book of World Records, but half of their prestigious "world records" or set by people doing things that nobody else in the world has ever considered doing before. Based on Guinness' ridiculous standards, I could set a world record right now if I wanted to.

1 week ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

I'm a full day late on this "story". Somehow Zach Edey (one of my favorite players in sports to begrudge) being arrested for driving 101 in a 55 didn't come across my desk. Which is actually insane because I was legitimately staring at my computer for 3 hours yesterday, scrolling through the same "news" websites and Twitter accounts over and over again just begging the internet for anything at all to write about.