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1 day ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

Whenever I see an NFL superfan on TV, I like to imagine them as someone's father. Just a perfectly regular, responsible parent who loves his children, is a volunteer assistant coach travel soccer coach, is always there to help them build their science fair volcanoes. During the week he works as an Accounting Manager at the Sherwin-Williams corporate office. His neighbors will catch him outside mowing the lawn or taking his dog for a morning walk.

2 days ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

"LONG HAIR DON'T MAKE IT EXOTIC!""WHAT IT MAKES IT THEN!? WHAT IT MAKES IT THEN!? WHAT IT MAKES IT THEN!?""SHOW THE PEDIGREE! SHOW THE PEDIGREE! SHOW THE BLOODLINE!""I KNOW WHAT I DID! I KNOW WHAT I DID! I KNOW WHAT I DID!"THAT AIN'T NO BULL! THAT AIN'T NO BULL!"The side shots got me good. Black Shirt Guy turned his dog sideways and gave a Rick Flair "WOOO!". He knew his dog just snapped. He knew he just yammed all over White Sunglasses and his grown ass bus of a dog.

2 days ago | barstoolsports.com | Ohios Tate

Look I don't generally raise my eyebrows over a commitment these days, let alone an offer, seeing as kids are changing their mind faster than the money can hit their bank accounts from their NIL deals. But when the son of an NFL Hall of Famer....and the brother of a Mount Rushmore Wide Receiver at Ohio State...who is allegedly perhaps the best of the bunch gets an offer? Now that will make me dip the quill.

2 days ago | barstoolsports.com | Ohios Tate

Great point from Darius Garland here. The whole world has determined that the 2025 Cavs are dead because they are down 3-1 to the Pacers but how quickly does everyone forget that the very same team came back from down 3-1 nine years ago in the NBA Finals. Now I could see where the detractors might point out that the 2016 Cavs had LeBron and Kyrie in their primes, but I would counter that with the point that the 2025 Pacers aren't the 2016 Warriors either.

2 days ago | barstoolsports.com | John Rich

I probably should have qualified that title by admitting I haven't watched a lot of any professional wrestling in my life. I've got nothing against it. I love Broadway shows, so I'm sure if I gave the WWE a fair chance I'd find it to be great entertainment. But all I know about professional wrestling is what I see on social media. I know some guy speared the fuck out of IShowSpeed. I know Logan Paul and The Rizzer are somehow involved now.