Josh Gardner

1 week ago | thedailymash.co.uk | Josh Gardner |Anya Taylor-Joy

17th April 2025 FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, has unfortunately not received any Easter eggs due to him being all grown-up now. WAGWAN? Heaster is here, fam. An’ it is usually da time to celebrate chocolate, but Active J is a gangsta crew bossman hadult now, bustin’ a peng goatee, innit. An’ da Heaster Bunny is only for toddlers, like dickhead Drilla. Yes, fam.

1 week ago | thedailymash.co.uk | Josh Gardner |Anya Taylor-Joy

14th April 2025 By Josh Gardner, who wisely put his savings in the Hawk Tuah memecoinANOTHER day, another L for the global economy. And not even Donald Trump can aura farm his way out of this one. Yes, thanks to retaliatory tariffs, the world is hurtling towards the fourth once-in-a-lifetime financial downturn in my youthful existence. And just like me, it’s getting old. You’d think I’d be downcast about eating yet another monetary shit sandwich, but honestly I don’t know any different.

1 month ago | thedailymash.co.uk | Josh Gardner

20th March 2025 FIFTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, goes hardcore roadman after being ridiculed by someone who has met the real thing. FAM! Early dis week a bruv bangs hinto Active J on him’s way to da hastroturf at break wiv mandem crew, an’ starts dissin’ man habout bein’ a fake roadman. You wot, bruv? Active J sed him ‘ad better hexplain wastemanself hyper-quick, or we is in a deep beef ting, innit.

1 month ago | thedailymash.co.uk | Josh Gardner

17th March 2025 By Josh Gardner, who hopes the trenches have wi-fiA DARK cloud is rolling across Europe. We may not see it lit af again in our lifetimes. And I’m told it’s not long before my country will need me, a listless member of the socials generation welded to his phone skilled at delivering murderously funny memes, to fight Russia. I’m surprisingly okay at being packed off to Ukraine with a rifle. It’s a while since my last citybreak and season two of Severance isn’t gripping me.

2 months ago | thedailymash.co.uk | Josh Gardner

22nd February 2025 Aries, March 21st–April 19thHard to imagine now, but in 1957 Peggy-Sue was the sexiest name. Just a seductive tempting slutty whore of a name. Taurus, April 20th–May 20thThe police caught the killer after they gathered the townspeople and said he was prone to overreact at the slightest provocation and had stupid hair. Gemini, May 21st–June 21stLibido, or libidon’t. There is no try.