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1 week ago | 
hard-drive.net | Julien Perez
LOS ANGELES — “Hindenburg,” Netflix’s newest limited series about the infamous airship disaster, has come out as an anthology series. The surprise announcement comes on the heels of the hit show smashing ratings records. “I’m incredibly excited to reveal this side of Hindenburg,” said Rami Nasser, the sole creator and showrunner. “The chains of my shame have finally been broken. I no longer have to pretend Hindenburg was just telling the story about one disaster.
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2 months ago | 
bibliosurf.com | Julien Perez
Le premier roman de Julien Perez est un tour de force littéraire, une sorte d’installation romanesque, une polyphonie autour de la disparition d’un personnage. Gobain Machín, célèbre artiste, s’est perdu en montagne, son corps reste introuvable. Chacun prend la parole à tour de rôle pour lui rendre hommage, amis, parents, amants, artistes, galeristes, collectionneurs. À travers leurs récits, la vie de Gobain se dévoile par bribes.
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Dec 22, 2024 | 
thehardtimes.net | Julien Perez
LONDON — A group of scientists from the British Institute of Music Technologies released a bombshell report predicting that unless drastic measures are taken, the world will only have 10 more years of new Beatles documentaries. “We have reached a critical moment in history,” said Dr. Linda Thorne. “Due to egocentric human activities, there’s just enough unused footage to last another decade, barring another Peter Jackson-level event, of course.
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Nov 11, 2024 | 
pointsincase.com | Julien Perez
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Oct 30, 2024 | 
medium.com | Julien Perez
“Terror at The Bates Motel”Julien Perez·FollowPublished inSlackjaw·4 min read·--Image created by author in photoshop. Keith Morrison Dateline image copyright © NBC, licensed under Fair Use (satire)It was raining the night it happened. And, boy, did it rain. 6 inches, all told. A few miles outside Fairvale, against the winding California hills, rests a glowing safe haven that beckons like a siren’s call: The Bates Motel.
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Oct 1, 2024 | 
medium.com | Julien Perez
I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start. Julien Perez·FollowPublished inSlackjaw·3 min read·--by Drazen Zigic on I’m so embarrassed I don’t even know where to start. Basically, I’ve been having an affair with another woman for the better part of this year and once she found out I was married, let’s just say she didn’t take it all too well. And by that I mean I shrank her down to the size of a lady bug. I brought out the shrink ray purely as an intimidation tactic.
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Aug 22, 2024 | 
thehardtimes.net | Julien Perez
ELK GROVE, Calif. — Local man Ron Gibbard finally added buddy Jake Monroe to his contact list on his phone despite three years of friendship and countless text conversations, confirmed sources. “There are only so many times I can ask whose number this is after I get a text from him, so I decided to add Jake to my list of half a dozen contacts,” said Gibbard while messaging “sorry, just seeing this now” on his phone. “It’s just a hassle I don’t want to deal with when I get a text from a new number.
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Apr 29, 2024 | 
hard-drive.net | Julien Perez
Beverly Hills, CA — Former child star Charlie McCauley has been arrested on suspicion to launch a rewatch podcast, according to police. Deputies responded to a 12:21 p.m. call to the 1300 block of Benedict Canyon Drive, and found “evidence of an iHeartMedia contract,” according to a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s statement.
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Dec 30, 2023 | 
hard-drive.net | Julien Perez
LOS ANGELES — Noovie Arcade, the mobile app that turns your mobile phone into a video game controller for gaming experiences on the silver screen, has recently hit a rare milestone. The AR gaming app has been uninstalled by users over a million times, the company said in a press release. “It baffles me,” says National CineMedia CEO Tom Lesinki while wearing a pair of Google Glass.
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Dec 18, 2023 | 
hard-drive.net | Julien Perez
Sacramento, CA — A horrifying new report confirms that the person playing the mobile game Gardenscapes in a recent advertisement sucks ass. “They were this close to winning the treasure and then they made the brain dead decision to use a bomb instead of a key,” says Robert Dixon, a frequent recipient of the Gardenscapes ad. “I had to download the game myself to prove to this dumbass how easy the game was.”Even the ad itself seemed to mock the idiot player with a huge red “FAIL” stamp at the end.
