Kevin Norquay

Covid-19 rules make me feel as if I’m back at Te Kauwhata primary. https://t.co/ZkZMA2h8LE

Relevant to current circumstances, and useful for unmuddling the mind. https://t.co/dGUvoeHRob

Level 2! A vast improvement on Level 3, which was in itself an improvement on that other level I can’t recall the name of, it was so long ago. https://t.co/TtgnaQbPM7

Before I started working from home this was a lovely glass table. https://t.co/x3DwDiQcOl

No, THANK YOU, Coffix! https://t.co/U77mDnAD35

I wanted to buy some dettol to drink or inject, but wouldn’t you know they’re panic buying the stuff. I’m trying Janola.

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First the Covid-19 lockdown, and now the Government is forcing me to change all the clocks in my house. What next?

Dinners in our bubble are proving a nightmare. Every night there’s a fight over who should cook, with both bubblers bored and LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO.

Can someone please explain to me why Nespresso capsules and an indoor putting green are NOT essential services.

Coronavirus: How to cope with the mental fallout https://t.co/9vrVdsUbbZ

What does a Kiwi sports fan do when there's no sport on TV, and winter looms darkly https://t.co/18Mq5IpfPQ

Mass Anxiety: How to Cope With the Mental Fallout of Coronavirus by @KarenOnTheCouch https://t.co/4e05nnC7YZ

I'm being marginalised by breakfast TV, with its interviews on how to survive the summer heatwave (drink more). Wellingtonians need to know how to survive the summer windwave (concrete shoes, hair gel) and mistwave.

Does anyone have the inside info on what the winning lotto numbers will be tonight?

I like retro, but I’m not sure about this new sliding door at the Stuff offices. https://t.co/rA35XZW177

The lifeguard at the hotel pool in Cartagena is very attentive, but I can’t help but feel a little uneasy. https://t.co/AzYJyW2cib