Lisa Winter

I need to get fingerprinted for a background check and now I’m irrationally terrified that I accidentally committed a heinous crime I forgot about and this is where it all ends for me. Time for a true crime break, I think.

RT @SWFLVegMan: "Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness…

RT @CatchMarkSports: Congrats to North Muskegon's Larry Witham for being selected the Detroit Lions High School Coach of the Week for the s…

If your 15 year old doesn’t send you memes to celebrate Mean Girls Day, I regret to inform you that you haven’t done a good job raising her. https://t.co/q8Hq819w0f

The new season of #GlowUp is out so please be prepared for me for me to be more over the top than usual for the next few weeks. https://t.co/UurwjqWpoo

RT @ceaubin: Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke https://t.co/zx67FXKFjD

Literally any of those adjectives is enough to get me to go someplace.

RT @shouldhaveanima: peace was never an option https://t.co/SaRMxrmEpS

My girls got their schedules for the year. Sorry, @NMLit, looks like you don't get to be retired after all! https://t.co/TTmbrbw0ce

RT @ce_offord: We know that SARS-CoV-2 infection can have long-term harms on human health. How much harm? A group of researchers has tried…

Shit like this is why my husband volunteered to be stationed in Korea for a year so we could GTFO of Texas.

Julie Pickren @Julie4TX

🇺🇲HUGE WIN🇺🇲 Texas is leaving The American Library Association! 🇺🇲🦅 Don't Mess With Texas Parents! #Texit #Freedom #ParentsMatter

“You’d probably have more friends if you swore less and weren’t as sarcastic.” “Probably, but those wouldn’t be friends worth having.”

A series of bad events this year has given me a new sense of clarity about what is and isn't important in my life. I feel happier than I have in a really long time & I'm so excited to get out there and share the love. So many hugs and happy tears already this week. https://t.co/CZzyWRHyHI

RT @kyalbr: This thread is for people who are curious about some film basics. This is a low, Dutch angle two-shot. That probably doesn’…

I had a really rough morning so my daughter DoorDashed me a chocolate milkshake 😭💙💙💙

Wolf Pack til I die. @JefAkst @Scatter_Cushion @NerdyChristie @coloradan @DanRobitzski @ce_offord

I am SO STOKED to see @IncubusBand next week but goddamn, picking out an outfit for the concert was a lot more fun in 2004 when I was young and skinny.