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2 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

With COVID-19 seemingly here to stay and new strains popping up every season, it’s hard to know for certain what toll it’s taking on our bodies. The brain fog element of Long Covid, for example, is extremely concerning. But how do you distinguish between the long-term effects of the novel coronavirus on your brain and the long-term effects of being a stupid idiot? Take this quiz to find out if it really is Long Covid or just Stupid Brain. Is it abnormal for you to find yourself lost for words?

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

As the birds chirp and flowers bloom in Springfield, IL, 26-year-old Sudi Desman has decided to do a bit of spring cleaning this morning, by which she means she is going to move the “donation pile” from the corner of her bedroom into the communal living room. “Spring is all about new beginnings and opening yourself up to new possibilities,” she told reporters gathered at the scene.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

In a beautiful loophole emerging from a kitchen in Nyack, NY, 26-year-old Amanda Weaver is convinced that her dependence on single-use plastics is not immoral as long as she uses each utensil way too many times. “Sure, single-use plastics are terrible for the environment, but that’s just the way everyone else is using them,” Amanda told reporters from her kitchen, where she was once again washing her plastic spoons from takeout last week. “I do it differently.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

In a bone-chilling story emerging from your hometown diner, you just realized your younger brother is not just your younger brother anymore but also someone’s best friend’s annoying boyfriend. Sources confirm you first had this realization upon walking into the diner and seeing your brother – Tyler – and his girlfriend – Mattea – getting lunch with Mattea’s best friend, Rachel.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

A new report out of San Diego, CA, confirms that 27-year-old Dina Nare would have awesome thoughts if she were comfortable with even one single minute of boredom, but sadly this is not the case, so her thoughts are pretty lackluster. “I would say I’m doing something every single second of every day, but not necessarily something I enjoy,” Dina told reporters gathered at the scene. “I don’t love to be left alone with my thoughts. Why would I intentionally opt for boredom?