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2 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

In a beautiful loophole emerging from a kitchen in Nyack, NY, 26-year-old Amanda Weaver is convinced that her dependence on single-use plastics is not immoral as long as she uses each utensil way too many times. “Sure, single-use plastics are terrible for the environment, but that’s just the way everyone else is using them,” Amanda told reporters from her kitchen, where she was once again washing her plastic spoons from takeout last week. “I do it differently.

4 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

In a bone-chilling story emerging from your hometown diner, you just realized your younger brother is not just your younger brother anymore but also someone’s best friend’s annoying boyfriend. Sources confirm you first had this realization upon walking into the diner and seeing your brother – Tyler – and his girlfriend – Mattea – getting lunch with Mattea’s best friend, Rachel.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

A new report out of San Diego, CA, confirms that 27-year-old Dina Nare would have awesome thoughts if she were comfortable with even one single minute of boredom, but sadly this is not the case, so her thoughts are pretty lackluster. “I would say I’m doing something every single second of every day, but not necessarily something I enjoy,” Dina told reporters gathered at the scene. “I don’t love to be left alone with my thoughts. Why would I intentionally opt for boredom?

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Living -

Waking up early is a great way to kickstart your morning and set the tone of productivity for your day. Unfortunately, it also means that you’ll have to be awake for more consecutive hours. Here are several methods you can utilize to get yourself to wake up earlier, even though that’s going to make your day longer. Use those recovered morning hours to watch movies even though the only reason you wanted to wake up earlier was to be more productive.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -

RelaxationComputerThrow It Times are tough. From the moment you wake up to the moment you fall asleep, you’re bombarded by harrowing news of global turmoil and personal strife. It can be overwhelming to take in this much information all the time, which is why it’s more important than ever to take care of yourself. After all, we can only fight back against systems of oppression if we are mentally sound.