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1 week ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
In a suspenseful story unfolding before your very eyes, your friend – 25-year-old Jane Harbor – has been scrolling through your camera roll and is getting dangerously close to the photos you took last week to check if your face is symmetrical.
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3 weeks ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
In a brutal story emerging from a bar in Manhattan, NY, your best friend Tina just introduced you to another one of her friends as “her coworker.”What the fuck? Has your intimate friendship meant absolutely nothing to her? Sources confirm the two of you are definitely coworkers, as that is 100% how you met, but you’ve long since assumed Tina sees you as a real friend.
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1 month ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
So, you’re taking a trip to the city in which your close friend lives, and they’ve confirmed with you many times that they’d love to host you. This is what friendship is all about, baby! There’s just one problem: You feel extremely uncomfortable accepting help from anyone, even those who have repeatedly told you it makes them feel good to help you and only affirms their security in your friendship. Here’s how to stay at a friend’s house without apologizing every morning, afternoon, and night.
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1 month ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
Proving that everyone can dream big and achieve, 32-year-old Neil O’Malley has made it known that it is his goal to acquire a couch for his apartment sometime in the next couple of years. “My place is pretty bare now, but I’m determined to make sure it doesn’t stay that way forever,” Neil told reporters from a stool in his kitchen, which also serves as his coffee table and dining room. “I’m actually hoping to get a couch sometime soon. Don’t count me out just yet.
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1 month ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
With COVID-19 seemingly here to stay and new strains popping up every season, it’s hard to know for certain what toll it’s taking on our bodies. The brain fog element of Long Covid, for example, is extremely concerning. But how do you distinguish between the long-term effects of the novel coronavirus on your brain and the long-term effects of being a stupid idiot? Take this quiz to find out if it really is Long Covid or just Stupid Brain. Is it abnormal for you to find yourself lost for words?
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2 months ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
As the birds chirp and flowers bloom in Springfield, IL, 26-year-old Sudi Desman has decided to do a bit of spring cleaning this morning, by which she means she is going to move the “donation pile” from the corner of her bedroom into the communal living room. “Spring is all about new beginnings and opening yourself up to new possibilities,” she told reporters gathered at the scene.
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2 months ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
In a beautiful loophole emerging from a kitchen in Nyack, NY, 26-year-old Amanda Weaver is convinced that her dependence on single-use plastics is not immoral as long as she uses each utensil way too many times. “Sure, single-use plastics are terrible for the environment, but that’s just the way everyone else is using them,” Amanda told reporters from her kitchen, where she was once again washing her plastic spoons from takeout last week. “I do it differently.
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Mar 27, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
In a bone-chilling story emerging from your hometown diner, you just realized your younger brother is not just your younger brother anymore but also someone’s best friend’s annoying boyfriend. Sources confirm you first had this realization upon walking into the diner and seeing your brother – Tyler – and his girlfriend – Mattea – getting lunch with Mattea’s best friend, Rachel.
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Mar 21, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Living -
A new report out of San Diego, CA, confirms that 27-year-old Dina Nare would have awesome thoughts if she were comfortable with even one single minute of boredom, but sadly this is not the case, so her thoughts are pretty lackluster. “I would say I’m doing something every single second of every day, but not necessarily something I enjoy,” Dina told reporters gathered at the scene. “I don’t love to be left alone with my thoughts. Why would I intentionally opt for boredom?
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Mar 12, 2025 | 
reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Living -
Waking up early is a great way to kickstart your morning and set the tone of productivity for your day. Unfortunately, it also means that you’ll have to be awake for more consecutive hours. Here are several methods you can utilize to get yourself to wake up earlier, even though that’s going to make your day longer. Use those recovered morning hours to watch movies even though the only reason you wanted to wake up earlier was to be more productive.
