McKayley Gourley

New York

Associate Editor at Reductress

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Maternal? Woman Instinctually Tends to Needs of Bonfire

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Wow! This Woman’s Happy Place Is Her Phone

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Mental Health Walk Counteracted by Listening to Genre of Music Called ‘Weep Rock’

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Entire Trajectory of Woman’s Life Changed by Singular Good Bowel Movement

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

In a developing story coming out of Cincinnati, OH, 28-year-old Alma Mackenzie recently experienced a bowel movement so good that it changed the entire trajectory of her life. “After that bowel movement, I broke up with my evil boyfriend and almost immediately met the love of my life,” Alma told reporters. “He’s rich but not too rich.”Alma said that she left the bathroom feeling refreshed, relaxed, and excited about life in a way she hadn’t experienced since she was a child.
Goals! Woman’s Shoes Not Appropriate for Any Occasion

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Womanspiration -

In an aspirational story out of Queens, NY, 28-year-old Alyssa Waterson just stepped out in a pair of shoes that can only be described as “universally inappropriate.”“I’ve always liked to stand out,” Alyssa told reporters.
FDA Now Requires All Food Meet Certain Degree of Feces Contamination

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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J.K. Rowling Announces She’s the Only Woman

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Woman Can’t Sleep Unless Her Bedroom Feels and Sounds Like F4 Tornado

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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REPORT: Boyfriend Stuck in Duvet Cover

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

In a harrowing story coming out of a bedroom in Chicago, IL, 28-year-old Paige O’Connor is desperately attempting to free her boyfriend from the duvet cover he’s currently trapped inside. “He told me he had this ‘special way’ to put a duvet cover back on,” Paige told reporters, while a vaguely human-shaped figure thrashed around inside a linen coverlet behind her.
Woman Spends Entirety of 30s Resting Between Sets at the Gym

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

In a developing story out of a gym in Astoria, NY, 39-year-old Jade Richards is currently taking a break in between dumbbell sets –– a break that began over nine years ago. “It’s been such a rewarding way to spend my 30s,” Jade told reporters. “I’ve prioritized my rest while also spending more time than ever in the gym! It’s a win-win.”Jade told reporters that she ignored social pressure about how long a break should be, and instead listened to her body.