McKayley Gourley

New York

Associate Editor at Reductress

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Aw! Man Refers to Platonic Soulmate as ‘a Buddy of Mine’

2 weeks ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |A Cat |Womanspiration -

In an endearing story coming out of Brooklyn, NY, 28-year-old Evan Hoss insists on referring to his lifelong best friend turned brother and platonic soulmate, Ben Langford, as “a buddy of mine.”How quaint!“What?
Maternal? Woman Instinctually Tends to Needs of Bonfire

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Wow! This Woman’s Happy Place Is Her Phone

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

PhoneHappy PlaceThis Feels Good × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
Mental Health Walk Counteracted by Listening to Genre of Music Called ‘Weep Rock’

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

Mental HealthMusicNet Zero × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
Entire Trajectory of Woman’s Life Changed by Singular Good Bowel Movement

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

In a developing story coming out of Cincinnati, OH, 28-year-old Alma Mackenzie recently experienced a bowel movement so good that it changed the entire trajectory of her life. “After that bowel movement, I broke up with my evil boyfriend and almost immediately met the love of my life,” Alma told reporters. “He’s rich but not too rich.”Alma said that she left the bathroom feeling refreshed, relaxed, and excited about life in a way she hadn’t experienced since she was a child.
Goals! Woman’s Shoes Not Appropriate for Any Occasion

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Womanspiration -

In an aspirational story out of Queens, NY, 28-year-old Alyssa Waterson just stepped out in a pair of shoes that can only be described as “universally inappropriate.”“I’ve always liked to stand out,” Alyssa told reporters.
FDA Now Requires All Food Meet Certain Degree of Feces Contamination

1 month ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

SweetFDAFood QualityFeces × WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
J.K. Rowling Announces She’s the Only Woman

2 months ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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Woman Can’t Sleep Unless Her Bedroom Feels and Sounds Like F4 Tornado

2 months ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

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REPORT: Boyfriend Stuck in Duvet Cover

2 months ago | reductress.com | McKayley Gourley

In a harrowing story coming out of a bedroom in Chicago, IL, 28-year-old Paige O’Connor is desperately attempting to free her boyfriend from the duvet cover he’s currently trapped inside. “He told me he had this ‘special way’ to put a duvet cover back on,” Paige told reporters, while a vaguely human-shaped figure thrashed around inside a linen coverlet behind her.