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Luke Gordon Field

Toronto

Contributor at The Beaverton

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  • Mark Carney not sure what he has to do to alienate left-wing voters

    1 week ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “How many times do I need to announce tax cuts or tell Palestinian activists to pound sand before you go back to the NDP?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Jocelyn Geddie) talk about Buttongate, the state of the race and the Debates, and why the Notwithstanding Clause is the Pringles of our Constitution. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the best thing to do if you’re being chased by the cops.

  • Conservatives unveil new holding area for journalists attending Poilievre's rallies

    2 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “Anyone who doesn’t talk about how big the crowds are in an erotic way goes in the Iron Maiden!” The Beaverton Weekly Report is back to cover all the top stories, from the tariffs to the election, with a lot of talk about The Fast & Furious in between.

  • Poilievre to boost numbers with women by encouraging them to ask their husbands if they can vote for him

    3 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “If you ask nicely, maybe he’ll let you use the credit card this weekend too!” The Beaverton Weekly Report is making fun of the news once again. Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Clare Blackwood and Megan MacKay) talk about the Conservatives’ lack of election strategy, Pierre Poilievre’s not at all creepy biological clock comments and how Canada’s retaliatory tariffs are getting real weird, real fast.

  • Conservative man discovers secret trick to getting elected PM: running as Liberal

    1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    (Political) Scientists hate him for discovering a new way to be a Conservative PM in Canada! And he can show you how to do it too! It’s the second episode of the relaunched Beaverton Weekly Report. The writ has dropped, and it hit Pierre Poilievre directly on the head.

  • Experts warn Pierre Poilievre losing election he thought he was guaranteed to win will be very, very funny

    1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “The human body can only shake with laughter for so long.” Welcome back to The Beaverton Weekly Report! Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre, Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk Mark Carney’s first few days in office, the Conservatives struggles to find attack ads that work on a PM who looks like he came out of a bottle labelled ‘generic politician’ and Donald Trump’s latest rational for annexing Canada. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most cartoonish way to crash a Tesla.

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Luke Gordon Field @Lukemaybefunny
21 Apr 25

RT @BladeoftheS: It's a good question. https://t.co/5zRJ38lPN6

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Luke Gordon Field @Lukemaybefunny
21 Apr 25

RT @MazMHussain: The official position of the Israeli government is that the war cannot end in a hostage exchange because it would interfer…

Luke Gordon Field
Luke Gordon Field @Lukemaybefunny
21 Apr 25

RT @dwdavison: oopsie, looks like we accidentally double tapped 15 paramedics and bulldozed their bodies into a mass grave, boy what a scre…