Luke Gordon Field

2 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

Sunrise, FL – In a landmark win for referee science, the team of Wes McCauley and Francis Charron have come up with a new way to help the Panthers win: physically blocking Oilers players in order to cause a turnover that led to a game swinging goal. “For the past three years we’ve basically stuck to the classics. You know, ignoring too many men and obvious attempts to injure the opposing goaltender while calling soft crosschecks and hooking calls against the other team,” said McCauley.

3 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

“We get it lady. Find someone else to talk about 24 hours a day.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Megan MacKay and Clare Blackwood) recap the “best first ministers meeting in 10 years” according to a premier who has been in power for 7, examine Danielle Smith’s unrelenting popularity in Alberta, and break down the disturbing implications of the Strong Borders Bill.

3 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

SASKATOON – As they gather with PM Mark Carney for the meeting of First Ministers, the Premiers of Canada’s provinces are steadfast in their belief that the best way to oppose Donald Trump’s tariffs and attacks on our sovereignty is to do the things they’ve wanted to do for years. “Donald Trump has inadvertently united Canadians like we’ve never seen before,” read a joint statement from Danielle Smith, Doug Ford and Francois Legault.

1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

“Next we’ll get started on for-profit prisons!” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) dive into the Throne Speech, including the absurdity of hearing a hereditary monarch talk about saving famillies 840 dollars a year, the confusion over Justin Trudeau’s footwear and the delight of hearing the words Pierre Poilievre and “visitor’s pass”. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz simply goes off the rails.

1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

“It’s not us, it’s the voters that are wrong.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk about the Conservatives’ attempts to shore up support for Poilievre as leader, speculate on what the “concrete steps” Canada will take if Israel does not listen to its letter, and break down the media’s attempt to gaslight Canadians over what is happening in Gaza. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most dystopian solution possible to America’s immigration policy.