The Beaverton

The Beaverton

The Beaverton is a mock news program that airs every Wednesday at 10 pm on Comedy, right before Full Frontal with Sam Bee. This show is based on the highly popular website TheBeaverton.com and presents fictional stories that carry significant weight, drawing inspiration from actual events, current cultural trends, and national news. Through its "fake news" approach, The Beaverton provides sharp commentary and critical insights into Canadian society, politics, and global issues.

National
English
Television Program

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#114923

Canada

#4077

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#293

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Articles

  • 2 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “We get it lady. Find someone else to talk about 24 hours a day.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Megan MacKay and Clare Blackwood) recap the “best first ministers meeting in 10 years” according to a premier who has been in power for 7, examine Danielle Smith’s unrelenting popularity in Alberta, and break down the disturbing implications of the Strong Borders Bill.

  • 2 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    SASKATOON – As they gather with PM Mark Carney for the meeting of First Ministers, the Premiers of Canada’s provinces are steadfast in their belief that the best way to oppose Donald Trump’s tariffs and attacks on our sovereignty is to do the things they’ve wanted to do for years. “Donald Trump has inadvertently united Canadians like we’ve never seen before,” read a joint statement from Danielle Smith, Doug Ford and Francois Legault.

  • 3 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “Next we’ll get started on for-profit prisons!” Luke and the Panel (Clare Blackwood, Ian MacIntyre and Nile Seguin) dive into the Throne Speech, including the absurdity of hearing a hereditary monarch talk about saving famillies 840 dollars a year, the confusion over Justin Trudeau’s footwear and the delight of hearing the words Pierre Poilievre and “visitor’s pass”. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz simply goes off the rails.

  • 4 weeks ago | thebeaverton.com | Luke Gordon Field

    “It’s not us, it’s the voters that are wrong.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin and Clare Blackwood) talk about the Conservatives’ attempts to shore up support for Poilievre as leader, speculate on what the “concrete steps” Canada will take if Israel does not listen to its letter, and break down the media’s attempt to gaslight Canadians over what is happening in Gaza. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the most dystopian solution possible to America’s immigration policy.

  • 1 month ago | thebeaverton.com | Mark Hill

    TORONTO – A frustrated Maple Leafs fan threw their jersey onto the ice during a crushing 6-1 playoff defeat to the Florida Panthers, which the Leafs promptly allowed to slide past them and into their own net. “And that’s another goal given up by Toronto,” the play-by-play announcer said, as the Leafs milled ineffectually around the jersey until it glided through goaltender Joseph Woll. As the game continued, several other thrown jerseys also confounded the Maple Leafs.