Nathan Kamal

3 weeks ago | thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal

There comes a time in every marriage in which you have to admit that things have gone too far. You might be living in the same home, but you’re no longer looking in the same direction. You might be eating the same sub sandwiches, but dunking them in different soups. You hate each other’s fucking guts, to be clear. That’s where we’re at, babe, and I’m going to throw this out there: human urine.

3 weeks ago | thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal

It is no stretch of the imagination to say that the world is in pretty rough shape. A Life Model Decoy of Elon Musk has been elected President. Eggs cost more than $2000 per shell, not including the styrofoam container. The new Disney+ Daredevil show is mediocre at best.

3 weeks ago | mcsweeneys.net | Nathan Kamal

Young man, it’s time we had a talk. Your mother and I have never wanted to be those kind of strict, clueless parents who can’t understand what young people are into “nowadays,” but I have to put my foot down. You are forbidden from joining that rowdy, no-good Zorba the Greek fan club. No ifs, ands, or buts about it!Because I said so, that’s why. Oh, you think you’re grown up enough to deserve some reasons?

1 month ago | thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal

COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a soul-scorching series of lullabies that made them believe in the power of rock and roll but also just want to fucking sleep, confirmed sources. “I love Grandpa, even though he makes us call him The Boss,” Wendy Springsteen, 7, said while yawning heavily.

1 month ago | thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal

Let’s face it: when it comes to athletic competition, you’ll take every advantage you can get. The race doesn’t always have to go to the quickest of feet or the golf round to the whitest of WASP; the right sports gear makes all the difference in the world. The sports equipment and apparel industry is currently experiencing a boom like never before, which is great because pretty soon their products will be all that you have to survive in the brutal, “Mad Max” apocalypse that’s coming in six months.