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1 month ago | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
CHICAGO — Local 42-year-old man Marshall Reese is descending into a nightmarish, unending spiral of increasingly comforting sleepytime teas, unable to prevent himself from sinking into a morass of melatonin and herbal compounds, according to sources. “Marshall used to indulge in a mug of sleepytime tea every now and then,” said his longtime girlfriend Kelli Murillo while she glumly stared at a garbage can piled high with empty tea cartons.
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1 month ago | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
America is in the middle of some pretty big changes right now, which you might have missed if you don’t follow the news or didn’t see the ICE agent kicking in your door right now. Trump’s tariffs are raising prices on virtually all products, according to everyone who doesn’t work for him and/or is attempting to bring about the end times, and that includes your favorite groceries like fine sardines and Choco Tacos.
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1 month ago | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local 42-year-old Mitch Hensley, a self-proclaimed supporter of the Portland scene, is concerned that he has already given the best excuses he will ever come up with to not go to his friends’ shows, sources confirmed.
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2 months ago | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
There comes a time in every marriage in which you have to admit that things have gone too far. You might be living in the same home, but you’re no longer looking in the same direction. You might be eating the same sub sandwiches, but dunking them in different soups. You hate each other’s fucking guts, to be clear. That’s where we’re at, babe, and I’m going to throw this out there: human urine.
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2 months ago | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
It is no stretch of the imagination to say that the world is in pretty rough shape. A Life Model Decoy of Elon Musk has been elected President. Eggs cost more than $2000 per shell, not including the styrofoam container. The new Disney+ Daredevil show is mediocre at best.
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2 months ago | 
mcsweeneys.net | Nathan Kamal
Young man, it’s time we had a talk. Your mother and I have never wanted to be those kind of strict, clueless parents who can’t understand what young people are into “nowadays,” but I have to put my foot down. You are forbidden from joining that rowdy, no-good Zorba the Greek fan club. No ifs, ands, or buts about it!Because I said so, that’s why. Oh, you think you’re grown up enough to deserve some reasons?
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Mar 15, 2025 | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a soul-scorching series of lullabies that made them believe in the power of rock and roll but also just want to fucking sleep, confirmed sources. “I love Grandpa, even though he makes us call him The Boss,” Wendy Springsteen, 7, said while yawning heavily.
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Mar 4, 2025 | 
thehardtimes.net | Nathan Kamal
Let’s face it: when it comes to athletic competition, you’ll take every advantage you can get. The race doesn’t always have to go to the quickest of feet or the golf round to the whitest of WASP; the right sports gear makes all the difference in the world. The sports equipment and apparel industry is currently experiencing a boom like never before, which is great because pretty soon their products will be all that you have to survive in the brutal, “Mad Max” apocalypse that’s coming in six months.
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Mar 2, 2025 | 
news247planet.com | Nathan Kamal
The Undertaker just isn’t solely one among skilled wrestling’s best in-ring warriors, he’s undoubtedly one of many scariest. The Useless Man appears very conscious of that truth and has cultivated a sepulchral picture for many years and now he is revealed that his aura of intimidation prolonged to all of his WWE opponents. That’s, besides for 2 particular Corridor of Fame members.
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Feb 16, 2025 | 
newsweek.com | Nathan Kamal
CLOSE X news article Based on facts, either observed and verified firsthand by the reporter, or reported and verified from knowledgeable sources. Share✓ Link copied to clipboard! More accusers have emerged to accuse Baltimore Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior during massages in what is becoming an escalating scandal around the athlete. The following story contains graphic language that may disturb some readers.
