Noel Quiñones

Aug 18, 2024 | blacknerdproblems.com | Noel Quiñones

Don’t trust the hype. I had three different people text me on July 7th saying WE GOTTA SEE LONGLEGS THIS WEEK! I had read the early reviews, watched the trailers, and as a lifelong Nicolas Cage fan, especially the more recent “I’m a truffle farmer, I invade your dreams, I spoof myself” Nicolas Cage.

Jul 25, 2024 | blacknerdproblems.com | Noel Quiñones

To mask or not to mask? I’m sure you’ve already heard about Netflix’s breakout success Hit Man directed by Richard Linklater, or that we are entering a ‘Summer of Glen’ as Glen Powell receives the respect he deserves: lest we forget Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, or that the movie is based on a true story about Gary Johnson (played by Powell), a philosophy professor who worked undercover for his local precinct as a fake hit man.

Jun 30, 2023 | bostonreview.net | Noel Quiñones

We not not saying magic is real. We saying the Bronx ain’t for that mierda. Manhattan stayed believing in magic ever since Miracle on 34th Street and Brooklyn got embarrassed with these “Mimosa Magic Mingles.” And Queens, well Queens is Queens, you know?

Mar 8, 2023 | theoffingmag.com | Paula Carter |Henry Giardina |Noel Quiñones |Max Feldman

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