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Pat Myers

Washington, D.C.

Empress of the just-axed Style Invitational, WaPo's humor/wordplay contest. Now back at https://t.co/F3yvHZGKnC -- sign up now!

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  • 2 days ago | geneweingarten.substack.com | Pat Myers |Gene Weingarten

    Hello. We’re back with an Invitational Classic®: the contest in which we present you with a list of random items and you compare or contrast any two (or more) in some cleverly funny manner. Here’s this year’s list; many of them were offered up to our request in the Invitational’s lively Facebook group.

  • 1 week ago | geneweingarten.substack.com | Pat Myers |Gene Weingarten

    Hello. A jolly, joyous Juneteenth to you all. Not coincidentally, the results of this week’s Invitational contest will run on Independence Day, which is also the 152nd anniversary of the end of the Battle of Gettysburg, which gives us a pretext to gin up today’s contest. It was suggested by Tom the Butcher. InInvitational Week 129: Rewrite some portion of the Gettysburg Address as it would have been written and delivered by Donald Trump.

  • 2 weeks ago | geneweingarten.substack.com | Pat Myers |Gene Weingarten

    Beginning at P-17: BRATMO: The nasty Cuban prison where bad little children are sent if they don't hang up their jacket right now. O-14: NEVIDENCE: Phony stuff the Trump regime uses to imprison citizens for nonexistent crimes. G-7: KINDRIVEL: The six-page not-even-bothering-to-be-humblebrag that your cousin sends out every December.

  • 3 weeks ago | geneweingarten.substack.com | Pat Myers |Gene Weingarten

    Amphicrania, headache on both sides of the head:A native of West Transylvania Was plagued by advanced amphicrania. He’s not a vampire But his teeth feel on fire — It’s a headache that really can painya. (We’re announcing that weAre doing the spelling beeAgain, Fren’.)In this week’s Invitational contest, Week 127: Write a humorous rhyming poem or tell a short joke (e.g., a riddle) using any word from Round 6 or later in the 2025 Scripps National Spelling Bee.

  • 1 month ago | geneweingarten.substack.com | Pat Myers |Gene Weingarten

    Hello. Welcome to the Invitational Gene Pool, where we begin with an extraneous question: Is Melania Trump human? That’s it. We’ll address the question in a day or two. Here comes The Invitational. Sentence from a news story: “There is a big grassroots movement that’s sprung up.”Q. What did the plumber say after using his plunger on the vegan’s toilet? Another one: Let me be honest here. Q. What does a politician say before lying?

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