Patty Diez

don't ask me about my childhood crushes and then be surprised when I say a cartoon!! (ofc referring to Moses in Prince of Egypt)

Not the 311 agent saying that the party I’m calling to complain about sounds fun

Say what I will about Miami, but at least the seasons for both Knaus and Joe’s start the same week

Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF

Knaus Berry Farm reopens tomorrow (Oct. 25) for the season 🔥 https://t.co/VvUqpWCrsL

Not once have I seen something I also liked under “you may also like”

normalize men apologizing to me via voice note for being an absolute jerk two years ago

Have decided to open my DMs to people who want to talk shit about skin contact wine xxo

Being a celebrity is weird, imagine being forced to celebrate every single occasion at Carbone

Not @charlieputh and I going through the same breakup just not together

I’ve been complaining about pash rash for years and only today learned that it’s called pash rash

RT @IzzieRamirez: when ppl refuse to put on bad bunny at a party https://t.co/QbIxoUttQB

RT @amfmpm: i'm sorry sir but all dishes labelled (gf) on the menu are only for girlfriends

RT @IzzieRamirez: Happy #BulletTrain day! For @voxdotcom, I wrote about how Bad Bunny’s cathartic, joyful performances at El Choli last wee…

RT @cccccarito: the concept of roof top bars ✅ the vibe of roof tops bars 🤢

RT @Eater: Join Eater at this year’s New York City Wine & Food Festival https://t.co/X9kDDPgozc https://t.co/RJhkjcVpkz