Rebecca Schoenkopf

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

How do you do, fellow kids? This is how you subscribe to Wonkette, for all the hip youth news!Judges love it when Trump and his Cabinet idiots explain all the ways they are punishing Harvard for its speech! They love it a lot! (Our Liz at Public Notice) Law firms keep beating Trump in court. Of course, so does everyone else. His loss rate right now is 96 percent. Maybe those other law firms should have tried, like, suing?

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Morning all, what’s awful today? For all the worst news! You shouldSure nah, you kids and pregnant ladies don’t need COVID vaccines, and RFK Jr. just took them off the table for you. “The changes come a week after they unveiled tighter requirements for COVID shots, effectively limiting them to older adults and those at risk of developing severe illness.” (Reuters) Oh, BT-dubs, coronavirus just about doubles pregnant women’s chances of having a stillbirth, to 1 in 80 from 1 in 155.

1 week ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hi hi y’all! Shy and I are back from our week-long vacation to New Orleans, and yes, we ate all the food and drank the drinks and maybe if you’re very very good I will give you some beautiful pictures of us at the end of this post! Okay, you’ve been very very good, I already know it. Now in the meantime here’s some terrible news and interesting things to read! You LOVE terrible news and interesting things! Subscribe!Should we pardon the men who plotted to kidnap, “try,” and execute Michigan Gov.

2 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Welp. Here we go. Alina Habba, (acting) US attorney for New Jersey, has not made good on her suggestion that she possesses the ability to fake being smart, but she does say she has indicted Democratic Rep. LaMonica McIver on (completely made up) charges of assaulting feds when McIver went to that ICE Nazi Gestapo facility to conduct oversight, and was not allowed.

3 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

It’s their time! It’s their time! Up there! It’s TABS time! It’s TABS time! Down here! He’s MY dumbshit congressman, and impeaching the president is the first good thing he’s ever done. Other Democrats whining about it can GOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUCK. (Axios) Oh, Trump’s Golden Aeroplane is … gently used? LOLOLOLOL. (Benjamin Wittes at Lawfare) More on Trump’s used plane, and HEY, IS THAT LEGAL? Maybe someone should IMPEEEEACH? U.S. law prohibits presidents from accepting gifts worth more than $480.