Rebecca Schoenkopf

3 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hi hi good morning, it’s time for tabs! Yes of course Trump’s blanket travel ban is stupid bad wrong, but I’m just much more concerned with the people who live here and are being ICE jailed, terrorized, and tortured than the ones who haven’t come in yet (to be ICE jailed, terrorized, and tortured). And of course it’s “because of Boulder” but he doesn’t touch the Boulder guy’s home country of Egypt why would he ($$$).

3 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

CBO score for abomination just dropped. (CBO) GOP vs. Elon vs. Trump, the One Big Fuck Bill and how it’s playing out! (Todd Zwillich at Off Message) Have you subscribed to Wonkette today? Joni “The Grim Reaper” Ernst gets a challenger. (The American Prospect) But is there polling? Oh, there’s polling! (Public Policy Polling) The 2500 NIH grants that have been eliminated, IS THAT BAD? (Gift link New York Times) Are you a lady what is currently pregnant?

4 weeks ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hi hi, morning friends! Let’s read the news and things! News and things subscription aqui!RFK Jr.’s “MAHA” report as brilliant and “gold standard” as everything else he does: Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. says his “Make America Healthy Again” Commission report harnesses “gold-standard” science, citing more than 500 studies and other sources to back up its claims. Those citations, though, are rife with errors, from broken links to misstated conclusions.

1 month ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

How do you do, fellow kids? This is how you subscribe to Wonkette, for all the hip youth news!Judges love it when Trump and his Cabinet idiots explain all the ways they are punishing Harvard for its speech! They love it a lot! (Our Liz at Public Notice) Law firms keep beating Trump in court. Of course, so does everyone else. His loss rate right now is 96 percent. Maybe those other law firms should have tried, like, suing?

1 month ago | wonkette.com | Rebecca Schoenkopf

Morning all, what’s awful today? For all the worst news! You shouldSure nah, you kids and pregnant ladies don’t need COVID vaccines, and RFK Jr. just took them off the table for you. “The changes come a week after they unveiled tighter requirements for COVID shots, effectively limiting them to older adults and those at risk of developing severe illness.” (Reuters) Oh, BT-dubs, coronavirus just about doubles pregnant women’s chances of having a stillbirth, to 1 in 80 from 1 in 155.