Rowdy Geirsson

1 month ago | mcsweeneys.net | Rowdy Geirsson

Art by Matt Smith- - -So fuckin’ like, in those dahk medieval times, the Vikings were goin’ bonkahs all ovah the fuckin’ place n’ both men n’ women thought it was wicked awesome tah wield weapons. N’ I guess that isn’t exactly too fuckin’ new; it’s just that we had a multi-centuhry chunk’ah time between then n’ now in which it was really fuckin’ frowned upon in the womens’ case. But it’s impohrtant tah remembah that we’re talkin’ ‘bout spee’ahs, swohrds, n’ axes—shit like that.

Oct 9, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Rowdy Geirsson

Art by Matt Smith- - -So the thing is, back in the 1000s, Sweden wasn’t exactly the goddamned shinin’ beacon’ah highly pious Lutheranism as we tend tah think’ah it as bein’ today, even if that image is kindah outdated since the 1800s. Fahr stahtahs, the boundahry’ah the whole country was diff’rent. N’ it wasn’t even Sweden yet, eithah, fahr that fuckin’ mattah.

Oct 5, 2024 | medium.com | Rowdy Geirsson

The key ingredients in my craft humor articles are buzzwords paired with trendy phrases. Rowdy Geirsson·FollowPublished inSlackjaw·3 min read·--Image by Tim GouwMy humor articles are born of a passion for the craft. Ever since I first began writing, I’ve been committed to producing the best short format humor articles available by using time-honored, artisanal methods and innovative ideas responsibly sourced from inside my own head.

Jul 11, 2024 | reactormag.com | Rowdy Geirsson

It’s commonly acknowledged that modern Western fantasy owes a lot to the myths and legendary stories of the Vikings and their forebears. From the iconic representations of elves and dwarves to the prevalence of magical swords and rings, Norse lore has provided a goldmine of inspiration for writers in the modern period.

Jun 21, 2024 | mcsweeneys.net | Rowdy Geirsson

Art by Matt Smith- - -In 2019, an abandoned smartphone was found partially buried beneath layers of sediment and urine in a South Boston alleyway. This forgotten relic was soon revealed to contain a remarkable audio-text describing in great detail the religious beliefs of ancient Scandinavia. This oral manuscript was transcribed and released to the general public as Norse Mythology for Bostonians in early 2020 and translated into English and released as The Impudent Edda in late 2023.