Samantha Darby

RT @femslab: You can just decide the kind of woman you want to be and become her

RT @okagalex: i hate to agree with the old heads but it really is the phones like 😭 no one is well

Half of y’all’s “unpopular opinions” are actually extremely popular, you just want to sound edgy

More holiday pajamas need to come in a sleepshirt/nightgown version.

Hot Frosty is so clearly a movie written specifically to fit that unhinged Christmas romcom genre and the way people keep talking about how bad it is is making my head hurt. It’s like thinking Scary Movie is a legit horror film.

RT @ChaseMit: The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.

I love my kids more than anything, but am surprised by how many people are mad that they aren't invited to class parties or school Thanksgiving feasts. Like what's wrong with letting your kid just have fun with their friends and teacher? You'll have a holiday with them, too.

Not someone in my local mom group mad because her child's elementary school isn't holding a special "Thanksgiving lunch" for her to attend. "Are schools allowed to not do this?" she asked. Girl, what

I've seen enough movies with dead moms in it to know that if my child is going to properly grieve me one day, she needs a photo of me alone, leaning up against a tree, laughing.

Even in A Very Brady Christmas, Mike and Carol have to use their years of savings in their “special vacation fund” just to fly everyone home for Christmas.

Found them in the Harry Potter American Girl trunk 😅

Samantha Darby @SamanthaDarby

My 2yo asked me if she could dump a puzzle out. I said fine, & even though the pieces were everywhere, I watched where they went & picked them all up. I thought this was a 300-piece puzzle. It's 500 pieces. I only have 382. Where the fuck did my 2yo stash 112 puzzle pieces?

My 2yo asked me if she could dump a puzzle out. I said fine, & even though the pieces were everywhere, I watched where they went & picked them all up. I thought this was a 300-piece puzzle. It's 500 pieces. I only have 382. Where the fuck did my 2yo stash 112 puzzle pieces?

My children are obsessed with Charlie Brown Thanksgiving and y'all, Peppermint Patty ain't right in this one

The way men would rather be seen as stupid than be inconvenienced is incredible.

RT @1followernodad: so close! I was learning about Kristy running the Babysitters Club like it was the marines

Had drinks tonight & when we ordered a second round from our older Black waitress, we said, “It’s been a week.” She said, “Don’t I know it. If I could, I’d sit down and have a drink with you.” Black women carry this country. Tell them thank you and buy them a damn drink/treat 😩