Severo Avila

As an adult, there are few joys in life that surpass randomly finding an old gift card to the place you're at and realizing it covers what you ordered. #giftcard

Public service announcement: The "N" in PIN and VIN already stands for number. You don't have to repeat it. https://t.co/LCPJBH5UD4

Of all my bobbleheads, my favorite will always be Billy Dee Williams drinking a Colt 45. https://t.co/u4ICPRvUWW

BRB gotta go make some room in the fridge. #BojanglesHardSweetTea #Bojangles https://t.co/ttt9eXqC1q

RT @BeaneaterB: Austin Riley left about $100M on the table. His agent told him as much before he signed the deal. Austin didn’t care. He wa…

Is it just me or is Alec Baldwin the reincarnation of 13th U.S. President Millard Fillmore? https://t.co/sOqwvs4XWm

Who remembers a gritty 1992 documentary called "Three Ninjas" about three young brothers trained by their Japanese grandfather in the art of Ninjutsu? #threeninjas #neverforget https://t.co/94XTEMJizi

yall remember when Enigma was the shit? I mean who has the balls to misspell Sadness to Sadeness?? they were wild

My crush: laughing uncontrollably at me Me: @SheaSerrano told me to do it.

Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

shoot your shot

Y'all remember when Keith Whitley turned "Miami" to "My Amy" and it totally worked?

Some of y'all have never had to cover your middle school textbooks with newspaper or brown paper bags to protect them from damage and it shows.

Y'all remember Pure Moods?

I ask this on behalf of many others. When you call someone specifically to get an email or phone number from them....... please have something ready to write it down with. Don't ask for the number then say "hold on. hold on. let me go get a pen."

Y'all remember when there wad a stranger in Ronnie Milsap's house? #PrimeCountry

You know who I'm really jealous of? People who find giant shark teeth at the beach. #megalodon

Anybody else have that moment every year where you're climbing that little fold-down ladder to your attic to get down boxes of Christmas decorations and you lose your balance and almost die? #christmasdecorations