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Simon Kelner

Columnist at The i Paper

Chief Executive of @sevendialspr. Columnist in @theipaper. Former editor of The Independent. All things Manchester City. And @swinton_lions

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  • 3 weeks ago | inews.co.uk | Simon Kelner

    In the new series of Clarkson’s Farm, we see the eponymous hero diversify his interests from rearing pigs, planting crops and test-driving his latest Lamborghini tractor to the pursuit of buying a local pub in which he can sell his own farmed produce, and that from neighbouring farms. It’s a noble cause, even though my suspicion is that Jeremy had another, equally ambitious purpose.

  • 3 weeks ago | inews.co.uk | Simon Kelner

    I have a friend who, some time ago, instructed me to switch my phone on to silent when I went to bed. “But what if there is an emergency that needs my attention?” I protested (at the time, I had a job that was prone to out-of-hours crises).

  • 1 month ago | inews.co.uk | Simon Kelner

    Could I ever truly fall in love with someone who didn’t use correct punctuation? With someone who, for instance, would write “it’s” when they really mean “its”, even in a hurried text message? Or who would be incapable of writing a sentence that didn’t end in an exclamation mark? Or who might run several thoughts into one, avoiding punctuation altogether?

  • 1 month ago | inews.co.uk | Simon Kelner

    In a football career that spanned 16 years, 542 senior games, two continents and two World Cups, Gary Lineker never received so much as a yellow card. Yet as he hangs up his boots, so to speak, on his nearly30-year association with the BBC, his persona is less that of a national treasure, more of an agent provocateur; someone who seems to attract trouble, if not exactly court it.

  • 1 month ago | inews.co.uk | Simon Kelner

    In an interview last month, Gary Lineker was asked whether it was within his remit, as someone bound by BBC rules on impartiality, to offer his view on Middle East politics. He gave a plausible response. “I’m sorry. It’s more important than the BBC,” he said. “What’s going on there [Gaza] is the mass murder of thousands of children – probably something that we should have a little opinion on.”On many occasions, I’ve defended Lineker’s right to speak out on matters beyond football.

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