Simon Lloyd

Leigh-on-Sea, Manchester

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Avoiding overestimates of climate risks from population ageing - npj Climate and Atmospheric Science

Apr 12, 2024 | nature.com | Simon Lloyd

Population ageing is expected to lead to significant rises in climate risks because vulnerability rises sharply throughout people’s later years. When assessing the vulnerability of older people, however, what’s important isn’t the number of years someone has lived (i.e. “chronological age”) but rather their functional abilities and characteristics; the latter is better captured by remaining life expectancy or “prospective age”.
Astrology: Your Mars Return may be to blame for your mood

Feb 14, 2024 | her.ie | Jody Coffey |Úna Kavanagh |Sue Murphy |Simon Lloyd

The Mars Return refers to Mars returning to the sign it was in when you were born. If you’re wondering what this may mean for you, it’s good, but it may feel bad while you’re going through it. However, it’s the good kind of bad. To explain, , describe a Mars Return event as a “potent, electrifying biennial period of action, excitement, and movement; stress, overextension, and overwhelm; and major forward momentum”. Sound familiar to recent moods?
The Premier League's five fastest players have been confirmed

Feb 6, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Reuben Pinder |Daniel Brown |Simon Lloyd |Pat McCarry

Anthony Gordon just misses out as Premier League’s five fastest players confirmedSky Sports has revealed the top five fastest players in the Premier League for the 2023/24 season, so far. Two Ireland internationals made the cut, while Anthony Gordon and Amadou Onana just missed out. During a Monday Night Football segment on the players clocking up the highest in-game speeds, Sky posted a graphic of that Top Five, noting that Gordon and Onana were sixth and seventh.
Sin bins set to be trialled in FA Cup games from next season

Feb 6, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Darragh Murphy |Simon Lloyd |Pat McCarry

Next season’s edition of the FA Cup could feature sin bins for the first time. Talks with the International Football Association Board [IFAB] have been taking place and it’s expected the announcement will be confirmed next month during their next annual meeting. According to The Times, the Football Association will consider trialling them in the FA Cup and Women’s FA Cup next season.
Chelsea players ‘regret’ signing 8-year contracts and ‘don’t see the grand project sold to them’

Feb 6, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Darragh Murphy |Simon Lloyd |Nina McLaughlin

Chelsea players ‘regret’ signing 8-year contracts and ‘don’t see the grand project sold to them’Chelsea’s problems continue to mount, with many of players struggling to understand the vision the club has and some even regretting signing such lengthy deals. Ever since Todd Boehly and Clearlake Capital’s takeover in May 2022, the club has been in overdrive, spending over £1bn across four transfer windows.
Richard Keys loses his mind at Mikel Arteta's celebrations in Arsenal win

Feb 5, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Simon Lloyd |Reuben Pinder |Dad’s Army

Richard Keys loses his mind at Mikel Arteta’s celebrations in Arsenal winRichard Keys was furious with Mikel Arteta’s celebrations in Arsenal’s win against Liverpool and urged the Spaniard to show “more class”. Arsenal beat fellow title rivals Liverpool 3-1 at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday to close the gap to two points. Goals from Bukayo Saka, Gabriel Martinelli and Leandro Trossard were enough as the Gunners put on one of their best performances of the season.
Chelsea want 'world class' manager to replace Mauricio Pochettino

Feb 5, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Simon Lloyd |Wayne Farry |Reuben Pinder

Chelsea want ‘world class’ manager to replace Mauricio PochettinoChelsea have already sounded out their replacement for the under-fire Mauricio Pochettino. The Blues were beaten 4-2 by Wolves on Sunday in another miserable afternoon that saw the two-time European champions drop to 11th in the Premier League. Boos rang round Stamford Bridge at full time as fans called for Pochettino to lose his job and if reports are to be believed, the club’s ownership are already planning for life without him.
Premier League star admitted to rehab for addiction to laughing gas

Feb 4, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Reuben Pinder |Darragh Murphy |Simon Lloyd

Premier League star admitted to rehab for addiction to laughing gasA Premier League footballer has become the first player to be admitted to rehab for an addiction to laughing gas. The player, who hasn’t been named, was admitted to a medical centre after his family raised their concerns to his club about their addiction to Nitrous oxide. Nitrous Oxide – also known as laughing gas – is regularly used in the party scene and can cause symptoms such as feelings of euphoria and light-headedness.
Mykhailo Mudryk involved in altercation with Chelsea fan after Wolves defeat

Feb 4, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Callum Boyle |Simon Lloyd |Daniel Brown |Reuben Pinder

Mykhailo Mudryk involved in altercation with Chelsea fan after Wolves defeatMykhailo Mudryk responded to a fan who called him out on social media. The message was sent shortly after Chelsea were comfortably beaten 4-2 at home by Wolves. Cole Palmer gave the Blues the lead in the 19th minute but they were soon back on level terms as Mattheus Cunha equalised three minutes later. Axel Disasi was left red-faced on the verge of half time as a deflected effort off the Frenchman put Wolves ahead.
Getafe boss defends Mason Greenwood after alleged Bellingham slur

Feb 4, 2024 | joe.co.uk | Simon P. Kelly |Callum Boyle |Reuben Pinder |Simon Lloyd

Getafe boss defends Mason Greenwood after alleged Bellingham slurGetafe boss Jose Bordalas has claimed Mason Greenwood is a “great guy” with “exemplary behaviour” after Jude Bellingham was reported to LaLiga for allegedly calling him a “rapist”. Both players went up against each other on Thursday and there was plenty of needle between the two as Bellingham left his mark with a crunching tackle on the Manchester United loanee.