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What the hell happened to Rudy Gobert!? He’s been getting absolutely bodied by Ja Morant all night. Dude can’t block a shot if his life depended on it

Ja Morant throwing invisible grenades into his own crowd after hitting threes now 🙄 I kinda understand throwing make-believe grenades into opposing team’s crowds (no I don’t, it’s still stupid as hell). Ja vs Ant is a classic battle of 2 egotistical losers with 0 depth to them.

The Knicks might make Thibs the next coach who gets fired. If NY loses the 3rd seed to Indy and gets bounced early, it’s axe time These dudes need to figure out how to connect to these players. It’s 2025—it’s no longer just about basketball IQ, drawing up plays and yelling.

“If you’re the Pacers, you cannot play that any better.” -Reggie Miller No, Reggie, they gave up a wide open look. The dude just airballed it. Reggie Miller is an atrocious color analyst.

I don't know why I keep falling for Sepp Straka when he keeps letting me down. Reminds me of my first college girlfriend.

Good luck to anyone who picked either side of the Scottie Scheffler vs. Collin Morikawa head-to-head matchup prop for this weekend at the Masters. Both look absolutely incredible in the early going, to nobody’s surprise.

Clown Shoes Ishbia

Evan Sidery @esidery

Suns owner Mat Ishbia’s now infamous quote 11 months ago: “Ask the other 29 GMs, 26 of them would trade their whole team for our whole team, our draft picks, and everything as is. The house is not on fire. We’re in a great position. It’s not hard to fix.” https://t.co/FQwt5qMGlS

Coach Jokic He should tell MPJ to get his fingers out his mouth

Bleacher Report @BleacherReport

Coach Jokic drew up a play for the Nuggets 😅 https://t.co/YgXfYDnbCk

Chess masters

Steph Curry Muse @StephMuse_

Silver lining for the Warriors: Just win the play-in and face an inexperienced rockets team rather than Jokic or LeBron and Luka in the first round. https://t.co/stoSXgHOex

Woo that Edmonton victory over the Blues…wild! I’m just a little confused how it’s even possible that Zach Hyman took 0 shots the entire game.

Nikola Jokic had 4 steals at halftime. He’s got a triple-double in 30 minutes of action but hasn’t logged a steal in the second half 😢 I was kinda hoping that one day after the Nuggets abruptly fired Michael Malone, Joker would secure the NBA’s first quadruple-double since 1994.

Am I blind or has Chauncey Billups kept Shaedon Sharpe (37-7-5) on the bench this entire overtime period?

What the hell word did Mark Jones just say on this Nuggets-Kings broadcast!? Polpurtuitous!? I have a pretty extensive vocabulary and I still have no idea what he said. I tried to look it up and my phone thought I was trying to search about pertussis (whooping cough) 😂

This one was almost too easy. I’ll take it, though https://t.co/qLFhFZSeNS

Yea Poppy!

The Masters @TheMasters

Poppy McIlroy converts the lengthy putt on No. 9! #themasters https://t.co/6Vfkfxm3v7

RT @timkawakami: That was a great video -- but when a 3-minute emotional tribute is necessary and appropriate for a 26-year-old player who…

Aaron Judge with a not-so-MVP defensive play there. You know that run is scoring, Aaron, and that run doesn't matter anyway! Keep that tying run from getting into scoring position, bruh!