Sophia Kovatch

RT @BrndnStrssng: I know I’m right on culture’s pulse with this, I also know “Adele Dazeem” is the funnier part of the sentence but why did…

RT @slimerxt: my mom always has the most thought provoking takes on current events https://t.co/ltkjozg805

RT @onepoorsonnet: put them in the bear https://t.co/RovgRvolHq

actually i think it's just a god-tier conspiracy from the Barbie marketing team and they actually didn't even submit Margot Robbie or Greta Gerwig for Best Actress/Director in order to inspire precisely this discourse

southpaw @nycsouthpaw

Nominating Ken but not Barbie is so utterly on the nose that it feels like the Academy is helping them set up the opening jokes of the bigger budget sequel.

if you can't carry more than 4 chairs at once then goodbye!

April Ajoy @aprilajoyr

I want to see a Christian Bachelorette show where the first group date challenge is tearing down a church service. Which man stacks the most chairs? Who trips over audio cables? Who gets stuck listening to Bible code prophecy from an old man? Who will get the Rose (of Sharon)?

RT @herekdeckman: May we all know this level of clarity and self-confidence https://t.co/bieZNvgskU

RT @hayejunt: Alison Bechdel at age 11:

RT @PrincessMuppet: STOP WITH HUMAN HOSTS !!! LET THE MUPPETS HOST THE OSCARS !!! WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR YEARS !!!