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Stephanie Malone

Austin

Owner and Editor-in-Chief at Morbidly Beautiful

Designer, creative director, copywriter, horror lover, indie supporter, film critic. Owner/Editor-in-Chief, Morbidly Beautiful. Tomatometer-approved critic.

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  • 5 days ago | morbidlybeautiful.com | Stephanie Malone |Kelly Mintzer

    In the sleepy sequel “Arsenal”, Nicolas Cage’s “Deadfall” character is back from the dead… and somehow less alive than ever. TL;DR: Nicolas Cage returns from the dead with none of the fire, chaos, or face-melting weirdness that made Deadfall infamous. Instead, Arsenal is a slow, self-serious slog that feels like watching a fan film made by someone who liked Deadfall but hated fun. Avoid unless you’re completing your Cage Bingo card—or need something to knock you out before bed.

  • 1 week ago | morbidlybeautiful.com | Stephanie Malone |Kelly Mintzer

    “Deadfall” is 90% ‘bore-noir’ and 10% Cage committing performance war crimes—and somehow, that last 10% makes it must-see madness. Deadfall is legitimately one of the hardest movies I’ve had to write about for this column. (It is, I guess, technically at least, a movie?) But why? Here’s the thing: Deadfall is too weird to be terrible. “Terrible” is a word I reserve for definable films. What IS Deadfall? A fever dream? A vanity project?

  • 2 weeks ago | morbidlybeautiful.com | Stephanie Malone |Kelly Mintzer

    Cage’s ten seconds as Fu Manchu in Zombie’s fake “Grindhouse” trailer offer a tantalizing glimpse at the exploitation epic that never was. It’s Cameo Cage this week, and we’re talking about the films Cage makes the briefest of appearances in.

  • 1 month ago | morbidlybeautiful.com | Stephanie Malone |Kelly Mintzer

    “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” birthed a teen movie renaissance, where a very young Nicolas (pre-) Cage got his start in a barely-there role. It’s Cameo Cage this week, as we check off films that our man is technically in… but just barely. It started with a “gift” from the Random Number Generator, Cage’s directorial debut, Sonny, in which he makes a small but memorable cameo.

  • 1 month ago | morbidlybeautiful.com | Stephanie Malone

    Kevin Smith’s “Dogma” is a bold, sharp, and witty religious satire with a devout cult following that’s still divine 25 years later. With its upcoming theatrical re-release and 4K restoration, this is an ideal moment to revisit the strengths, subversive intelligence, and pitch-perfect combination of heart and humor that have made Dogma such an enduring standout in Kevin Smith’s career.

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22 May 25

It's crazy how little @asana seems to want to take my money. I love the platform, but can't get support to set up a team account to save my life. The sales team is 'helpful' up to the point where I say I want to buy, and then it's, "Well, good luck figuring out how." WTF?

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12 Mar 25

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