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Sep 19, 2024 | 
twinkietown.com | Tawny Jarvi
Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images The humidity hanging in the air over Twinslvania stuck to the skin and seemed as an iron chain upon the shoulders. Perhaps it was just weather, perhaps it was a physical manifestation of the oppression that had proliferated the countryside since the rule of the Dark Lord Pohladcula had taken over. His Generals gathered at his dark throne, too afraid to talk lest they face his wrath. The endless parade of battles had worn the Twinslvania army down.
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Sep 19, 2024 | 
bvmsports.com | Tawny Jarvi
Oh boy another FUN DAY to be a Twins fan First Pitch: 12:10 TV: FSNO, MLBN (OoM) Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy Know Thine Completely Better Than Us Enemy: Covering the Corner Boy I sure do love playing the Guardians. I love being only half a game ahead of the Tigers for the third wild card spot despite being like 8 games ahead at the start of the all star break or whatever. I love life. I love Pohlads pocketing more money they don't need instead of paying for, like, one pitcher.
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Sep 5, 2024 | 
bvmsports.com | Tawny Jarvi
By Tawny Jarvi via Twinkie Town, Twins win thanks to Lopez and some dongs. Edouard Julien hit a 3 run homerun in the 2nd. I just realized its called homerun because you run home. Ed almost homewon the game right there, because Pedro Lopez is a good pitcher. Lopez did give up 3 runs, but luckily the bullpen gave up none runs and Matt Wallner hit a Walnut of the wall for one run in the 3rd. 3+1 = 4 4 > 3 Twims wim. I'm sorry, I have pneumonia again. Forgive this tiny recap just this once my goobs.
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Sep 5, 2024 | 
bvmsports.com | Tawny Jarvi
The stumble into the post season continues. First Pitch: 12:10 Central TV: BSN, MLBN (OoM) Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy Know Thine Enemy: Dr.Dre's Bay lineups tba linedowns tba linetops tba linebottoms tba linestranges tba linecharms tba
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Sep 5, 2024 | 
twinkietown.com | Tawny Jarvi
Game 140: Twins at Rays The stumble into the post season continues. Share this story Share All sharing options for: Game 140: Twins at Rays
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Aug 15, 2024 | 
twinkietown.com | Tawny Jarvi
Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports Hey wtf this game is starting at 7:07 and that’s a really weird time and I hate it. Just wait three minutes. Whomever made this choice is a serial killer, check his or her basement. Anyway red rober red rober send Bailey right Ober (to the mound) where he will be starting the game. That’s how it is done. The pitcher pitched and unfortunately the Rangers hitters hit. Adolis Garcia hit an RBI single, and Josh Jung hit a sac fly to be exact.
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Aug 15, 2024 | 
bvmsports.com | Tawny Jarvi
kick em while they're down First Pitch: 7:10 PM TV: FSNO Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9 FM, Audacy Know Thine Enemy: Lone Star Ball I'm very ill so I apologize in advance for whatever fever dream of a recap comes out of this.
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Jul 4, 2024 | 
twinkietown.com | Tawny Jarvi
Matt Blewett-USA TODAY Sports I hope you like AMERICA because it is AMERICA day and the broadcast really wants you to remember that. and it has me rolling in my grave. No I did not use “rolling in my grave” wrong, I bought a gravesite and live in it now. It’s the only thing I can afford in this economy. Rooting against Kenta and Gio feels bad, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Let’s Gober Ober! Or not. Colt Keith, despite his anime ass name, gives Detroit an early lead with a solo dong.
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Jul 4, 2024 | 
bvmsports.com | Tawny Jarvi
By Tawny Jarvi via Twinkie Town, I can't stand seeing Kenta as a Tiger :( First Pitch: 12:10 Central TV: Bally Sports North Radio: The normal ones Bless You Boys Today's Lineups TIGERS TWINS Matt Vierling - CF Willi Castro - 2B Colt Keith - 2B Carlos Correa - SS Riley Greene - DH Trevor Larnach - DH Mark Canha - LF Jose Miranda - 1B Wenceel Perez - RF Ryan Jeffers - C Andy Ibanez - 1B Max Kepler - RF Zach McKinstry - SS Manuel Margot - LF Gio Urshela - 3B Brooks Lee - 3B Jake Rogers - C...
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Jun 27, 2024 | 
twinkietown.com | Tawny Jarvi
1st Inning:Correa and and Miranda single, but no runs for the Twinks in the first. The David Festa Era officially begins. And it begins with a 1-2-3 inning. Don’t mind if I do. 2nd Inning:Singles Feista in honor of David Festa, Let’s go!!!Jeffers, Buxton, Castro singles load the bases. After Kyle Farmer strikes out, Manuel Margot got gadget singles in a run. Love a first inning lead. The boring play you see every day, bases loaded catcher’s interference gives Correa first and Buxton home.
