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1 week ago | 
reductress.com | Sarah Pappalardo |Pam Bondi |Thoughts -
TrumpPam BondiEl SalvadorImmigration by Pam BondiSome of the “woke left” are complaining that we deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia to an El Salvadorian prison in an “administrative error”. And while some of you libtard Supreme Court justices are demanding we “bring him back”, it’s simply up to the sovereign and all-powerful president of El Salvador to fix our own absolutely massive, indisputably evil fuckup that we fucked up on so many moral, legal, and basic administrative levels.
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2 weeks ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Thoughts -
It’s common knowledge that cigarettes are bad for you. They’re known to cause cancer, not to mention a host of other issues, but this doesn’t seem to deter people from smoking. There’s somehow still a pervasive cultural narrative that cigarettes are sexy, that they make you look “hard” or apathetic in a cool way, but this couldn’t be further from the truth. Here’s why I believe cigarettes are visually disgusti – oh, a woman is holding one? Haha, never mind!Cigarettes ruin a visual aesthetic for me.
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3 weeks ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Thoughts -
It’s easy to get bogged down in the ways life isn’t working out for you – perhaps you don’t have the job you wanted, haven’t found a very nice apartment, or are just struggling to comprehend the ceaseless march of time. I know I am! I was deeply, medically depressed a couple of weeks ago, but I’ve finally cracked the case on how to feel better. Here’s why I stopped focusing on the negatives and started focusing on the gay incest plotline in the hit TV show, The White Lotus.
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Nov 26, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Thoughts -
ThanksgivingGood 'Ol DaysMacy's Parade The holiday season always brings a familiar merriment to an old geezer like me. The chill in the air, the crackle of the fire, it all brings me back to my youth, when life stretched out before me endlessly and hope abounded. But lately, I ‘ve noticed there’s a little “something something” missing from the way we do it now, you know?
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Oct 30, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Thoughts -
With the economy in shambles and rent prices rising, it’s hard to get everything you want out of a rental. For years I’ve forsaken amenities like dishwashers and laundry machines because it’s been simply unthinkable that I’d find a place with that kind of tech on my budget. But this year, when my lease expired, I finally put my foot down. I wasn’t going to accept squalor any longer. Here’s how I finally got in-unit laundry in one simple step: by moving into a washing machine.
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Oct 10, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Thoughts -
While many people consider themselves to be a passenger princess –– someone who refuses to drive and instead opts to get the princess treatment in the passenger seat –– that is simply not the case for me. That’s not to say that I’m someone who prefers to drive, either. No, I’m simply a trunk troll. Passenger princesses are regal, chic, and captivating. Trunk trolls are in the trunk. Passenger princesses have opinions on how you’re driving, or advice to give on which route to take.
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Oct 8, 2024 | 
reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Thoughts -
Keeping a clean apartment is important for aesthetic and sanitary purposes, but also for your mental and emotional wellbeing. It is for these reasons that I prioritize keeping a clean apartment –– hey, woah, don’t look in that closet!What the hell? You can’t just go opening other people’s closets! Oh, you thought it was the bathroom? Well, you should’ve said so! Here, let me walk you to the bathroom and show you how clean and tidy everything is on the way there. See how spotless the baseboards are?
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Sep 24, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Thoughts -
I’ve always struggled with procrastination, especially when it comes to tasks that aren’t particularly fun. I’d often wait until the day assignments were due to start them, which created an anxiety- and stress-spiral that – while effective – was never fun. I’ve decided it’s time to stop replicating the same unhealthy patterns and take my life into my own hands. Here’s how I stopped putting off the important things and started committing social security fraud right now.
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Aug 21, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Thoughts -
There comes a time in every young person’s life when they realize they have to start being realistic about the future. Sure, following your passion is all well and good when you have no responsibilities, but the demands of adult life do eventually come calling, specifically the need to make oodles and oodles of money to pay for your lavish lifestyle. It is with a heavy heart, therefore, that I finally admit the time has come for me to get serious.
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Aug 14, 2024 | 
reductress.com | Thoughts -
Mice can choose to visit your apartment for a variety of reasons: maybe you’ve got an excess of crumbs sprinkled across your floor, or maybe they wiggled their way in through a crack or hole and found your closet pleasantly warm, or perhaps they just want to fuck with your notoriously slow cat. However, none of those scenarios ring true in my case –– mice come to my apartment simply because they loves me.
