Tom Green

The current situation is forcing me to impose retaliatory tariffs on smartass comments. Any smartass comments towards me will be answered with a 68% increase in smartassery. This goes into effect immediately, and will stay in place until order is restored.

Loyalty in pro sports is like foreign currency. Fluid. Red Miller was fired 816 days after Super Bowl 12. Marc Crawford-cut loose 716 days after winning a Cup. Michael Malone got 666 days after winning the LOB. Bob Hartley has the record, fired 556 days after the 2001 Cup.

Watching Houston play defense tonight… It does not - in any way - remind me of watching the Nuggets play defense. It’s like watching 2 different sports.

Ovechkin has 895 career goals…which is a lot. Another way to look at it… If you added up all of the career goals from MacKinnon (367), Lehkonen (144), Val (135), Makar (116), Toews (61) and O’Connor (45)…you’d only have 868. @Avalanche

Some Sunday math… So far, the Dodgers are playing .900 ball, and the Rockies are playing .125 ball. If that keeps up…the Rox would be 70 GB on the 4th of July…and mathematically eliminated in the NL West that week.

Judging by my social media feed(s)… Everyone I’ve ever met is at the Rockies home opener today…and, every one of them seems to have noticed that it is snowing at Coors Field today.

The Rockies come home tomorrow... 6 games in, and they are 6 games out. They'll resume that long rivalry with the Sacramento A's. It should be good, with Vida, Catfish, Reggie, Rudi & Bando... I'm predicting 75 degrees, sunshine...and a lights out weekend from the Rox bullpen.

He's 64 years old now...but it might be time to sign Joe Kopicki to a 10-day....

Vinny Benedetto @VBenedetto

Jamal Murray, Christian Braun, Michael Porter Jr., Aaron Gordon, Nikola Jokic and Peyton Watson are questionable for tonight’s game against San Antonio. Julian Strawther remains out. Victor Wembanyama, De’Aaron Fox, Devin Vassell and Jeremy Sochan are among the Spurs’ inactives.

The Nuggets game is wild!! In the breather before overtime, I noticed this… The Rockies have played 4 games this season…but are already 4-1/2 games behind the Dodgers.

Just killing a little time... Looked at the calendar, and realized that...just a few days ago marked 1,000 days since Gabriel Landeskog played a hockey game. It really is amazing that he may be on the verge of coming back. @Avalanche @9NEWS

Aaron Judge with a “Stetsonville” against the Brewers today!! 54480 is the zip code for Stetsonville, WI https://t.co/HLsiYX1YUJ

Well, with Y.A. Tittle...and Charlie Conerly...out - what are ya gonna do??

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

ESPN Sources: The Giants and Super Bowl-winning QB Russell Wilson reached agreement today on a one-year deal worth up to $21 million, including $10.5 million guaranteed. The 10-time Pro-Bowl selection had been in discussions with the Giants, Browns and Steelers, but is opting for https://t.co/ZjjOz0U7bl

The correct answers are - Joe Sakic - 625 Ken Griffey Jr. - 630 Tom Brady - 649 Hudson - 1.63 million* *estimate done using satellite technology

Tom Green @TGreenDenver

Which number is highest? Joe Sakic career goals? Tom Brady Passing TD’s? Ken Griffey Jr. HR’s? The number of tennis balls Hudson has in our house? Correct…and wrong answers only… https://t.co/Su9aCS0O7z

Which number is highest? Joe Sakic career goals? Tom Brady Passing TD’s? Ken Griffey Jr. HR’s? The number of tennis balls Hudson has in our house? Correct…and wrong answers only… https://t.co/Su9aCS0O7z

Here’s a question for you to ponder in this Sunday morning…what was better, ABBA, or the ABA?? https://t.co/IpVqPUcYaH

FYI - the NHL record for scoring your 1,000th point in a game…is 1 (held by 99 players). MacKinnon can break that record tonight - if he can get his 1,000th point for a 2nd time in the same game!

I know one thing…when I’m done here at work today…I’m gonna go do some “legal tampering”.