W.E.B. Du Bros

Dec 15, 2023 | betches.com | Alex Conrad |Morgan Mandriota |Kaitlin Byrd |W.E.B. Du Bros

“Too much of something is bad enough.” So said an ancient group of philosophers known as The Spice Girls. Sure, my once-pure 9-year-old brain might might have once thought they were singing about Chupa Chups, but, now, my adult brain relates to the lyric on a spiritual hoe level. Like, too much penis is bad enough, right? It’s hard to find good sex positions for big penises out here, y’all.