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3 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -

In a mutually beneficial economic deal emerging from Providence, RI, 34-year-old Harris Williams mentally and emotionally tortured his girlfriend, 26-year-old Ife Adebayo, for months, so she has taken her retribution in the form of his sweatshirt.

3 weeks ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -

In a groundbreaking new scientific development, researchers at the Stanford Medical Institute have unveiled a new anti-aging procedure that cuts the shit and just straight up transfers your consciousness to Anne Hathaway. Finally, a solution that addresses the core of the issue!“We’ve already gone about as far as we can with anti-aging skincare,” Lead Researcher Dr. Tiana Werther told reporters from her lab.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -

In an indictment of modern living coming out of San Francisco, CA, 27-year-old Julia Saxe needs every single one of her senses to be occupied with some sort of stimulation in order for her to think. Yes! This is where evolution has brought us!“I can’t really work unless I’m listening to music or a podcast,” Julia told reporters gathered in her office, where she was eating lunch, watching TV, and working at the same time. “I also can’t work unless I have something to chew on.

1 month ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -

Proving that no one’s too young to have it all (or at least half), 33-year-old Diya Khan is on her way to a coffee shop where she can afford to buy either a coffee or a pastry but not both. Never both. You go, girl! Did someone say, “thirty and thriving”? “Your thirties are all about settling into a life you love, which is exactly what I’m doing,” Diya told reporters while contemplating her options. “For example, I love that I could get a latte, but if I get a latte, I can’t get a croissant.

2 months ago | reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -

In an adorable little story emerging from San Diego, CA, 25-year-old Ryan Lee just told her mom that she was “cooking up a little something” when what she meant was “heating up a little something.”How adorable! Those are not the same thing, babe!“Yeah, I’m just making a little dinner for myself, nothing crazy,” Ryan told her mom over the phone while perusing through her eclectic collection of frozen food from Trader Joes. “What am I making?