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2 weeks ago | 
reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |A Cat |Womanspiration -
In an endearing story coming out of Brooklyn, NY, 28-year-old Evan Hoss insists on referring to his lifelong best friend turned brother and platonic soulmate, Ben Langford, as “a buddy of mine.”How quaint!“What?
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1 month ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In a genius plot emerging from Manhattan, NY, 27-year-old Phaedra Harper was in a very important board meeting this morning when she successfully managed to silence her fictional intrusive thought by instead fixating on a real-life embarrassing memory. “I could not stop having this intrusive thought during my meeting that I had hit someone with my car on the way to work,” Phaedra told reporters gathered at the scene.
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1 month ago | 
reductress.com | McKayley Gourley |Womanspiration -
In an aspirational story out of Queens, NY, 28-year-old Alyssa Waterson just stepped out in a pair of shoes that can only be described as “universally inappropriate.”“I’ve always liked to stand out,” Alyssa told reporters.
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2 months ago | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In a mutually beneficial economic deal emerging from Providence, RI, 34-year-old Harris Williams mentally and emotionally tortured his girlfriend, 26-year-old Ife Adebayo, for months, so she has taken her retribution in the form of his sweatshirt.
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Mar 28, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In a groundbreaking new scientific development, researchers at the Stanford Medical Institute have unveiled a new anti-aging procedure that cuts the shit and just straight up transfers your consciousness to Anne Hathaway. Finally, a solution that addresses the core of the issue!“We’ve already gone about as far as we can with anti-aging skincare,” Lead Researcher Dr. Tiana Werther told reporters from her lab.
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Feb 28, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In an indictment of modern living coming out of San Francisco, CA, 27-year-old Julia Saxe needs every single one of her senses to be occupied with some sort of stimulation in order for her to think. Yes! This is where evolution has brought us!“I can’t really work unless I’m listening to music or a podcast,” Julia told reporters gathered in her office, where she was eating lunch, watching TV, and working at the same time. “I also can’t work unless I have something to chew on.
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Feb 25, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
Proving that no one’s too young to have it all (or at least half), 33-year-old Diya Khan is on her way to a coffee shop where she can afford to buy either a coffee or a pastry but not both. Never both. You go, girl! Did someone say, “thirty and thriving”? “Your thirties are all about settling into a life you love, which is exactly what I’m doing,” Diya told reporters while contemplating her options. “For example, I love that I could get a latte, but if I get a latte, I can’t get a croissant.
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Feb 14, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In an adorable little story emerging from San Diego, CA, 25-year-old Ryan Lee just told her mom that she was “cooking up a little something” when what she meant was “heating up a little something.”How adorable! Those are not the same thing, babe!“Yeah, I’m just making a little dinner for myself, nothing crazy,” Ryan told her mom over the phone while perusing through her eclectic collection of frozen food from Trader Joes. “What am I making?
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Feb 5, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In a paradoxical story emerging from a brownstone in Manhattan, NY, 26-year-old Ace Broadman absolutely hates writing in her journal but absolutely loves reading in her journal, and as such, she is now at an impossible impasse. “I love reading old entries to see what my mindset was like at different times in my life,” Ace told reporters gathered at the scene.
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Jan 15, 2025 | 
reductress.com | Freddie Shanel |Womanspiration -
In a devastating story coming out the Amtrak Northeast Regional from Boston to New York, 26-year-old Georgia Klein is on a long train ride and therefore has ample room to brood, but her life is actually going pretty great now. What the hell? She’s just letting this long, moody-ass train ride go to waste? “I was so ready to sit down and dissociate for the entire four hours from here to New York – in fact, it’s one of my favorite things to do,” Georgia told reporters from inside the train car.
