Wyld Young

This whole leaving my bed everyday thing, is not it.

Babies on airplanes… I will never understand.

I hate when I have to use my journalistic powers to find out information that could’ve simply been disclosed to me. That’s foul.

Btw my podcast relaunched last Wednesday… I’ve been too sad to celebrate but here’s the link: https://t.co/1QQmWoBYn5

Lindsay Lohan is a mom now… I guess it’s time for me to sit my old ass down too

I be talking so much sh*t, but I am an LA/NYC grownup for sure. No kids, not married, & still crawling in the house drunk on weekends. https://t.co/b6n2o6uACd

My windshield is cracked. FML!

I can’t wait to have kids so I can use them as an excuse to NOT go to work.

My older cousin calls me periodically to tell me… 1) I ain’t shit 2) His hair is longer than mine And honestly I need a good olde family humbling every once & a while 😂

I have been to the DMV 9 times since moving here and I still don’t have a CA license.

Idk who thought $5 an hour to charge an EV was ok but I would rather walk!

I accidentally threw one of my tacos in the trash. I’m sick.

The amount of other people’s business that I know is actually crazy. Journalism is no joke. Fr.

I said “wake me up in 2 hours.” Y’all, that was 7 hours ago! 🤬🤬🤬

I wonder if when people invite me to things they already know imma be late.

Hey #Philly 👋🏿👋🏿 I’ll be on @wdasfm with @FrankieDarcell today. We’ll be discussing the tragic death of rapper #Coolio Listen: https://t.co/CYup0SiG9V

I been on national TV all week without a shapeup 😂😂🤷🏿‍♂️ https://t.co/okzOZ1W9bm