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Popular Limited Series Comes Out as Anthology

1 week ago | hard-drive.net | Julien Perez

LOS ANGELES — “Hindenburg,” Netflix’s newest limited series about the infamous airship disaster, has come out as an anthology series. The surprise announcement comes on the heels of the hit show smashing ratings records. “I’m incredibly excited to reveal this side of Hindenburg,” said Rami Nasser, the sole creator and showrunner. “The chains of my shame have finally been broken. I no longer have to pretend Hindenburg was just telling the story about one disaster.
Entire Generation Priced Out of Home Ownership in Next Animal Crossing

1 week ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

ANIMAL VILLAGE — Following a dip in the Stalk Market where turnip prices hit an all time low, a new generation of villagers are struggling to keep up and are now being priced out of home ownership. Realtor and entrepreneur, Tom Nook, discussed the housing crisis in a recent town hall meeting. “The bell just doesn’t stretch as far as it used to, I’m afraid,” Nook said, prior to announcing a price increase to all Nook properties in the village.
This Year's Masters Tournament Sponsored By HBO's The Last of Us Season 2

2 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

AUGUSTA, Ga. — Ahead of the Masters this weekend, representatives of the famous tournament at Augusta National Golf Club have confirmed this year’s key sponsor would be the upcoming second season of HBO’s The Last of Us. The new partnership was announced in a joint press conference by actor Pedro Pascal. “Nothing says spring like The Masters and good ass shows on HBO,” Pascal said gleefully to an audience who applauded at a respectful volume. “I mean get this.
There's a US Kill Screen Coming Up, If Anyone Wants to Watch

2 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

WASHINGTON — Wandering awkardly around the country, kill screen enthusiast Brian Kuh stopped at several landmarks and shouted at the top of his lungs about an upcoming United States kill screen that was quickly approaching. “U.S. kill screen coming up at the White House, if anyone wants to watch,” the former Donkey Kong prodigy shouted at a group of lost tourists who were just looking for directions to the Lincoln Memorial.
Giant Anvil to Be Dropped on Looney Tunes Building

3 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Brett McCabe

LOS ANGELES — Vultures are circling above the studio formerly known as Termite Terrace after word spread that Warner Bros. Discovery is demolishing the original Looney Tunes animation bungalow. “Eh-the eh-the eh-the eh-the eh-that’s all really devastating to hear,” said Porky Pig, former studio mascot.
Nintendo Casts Renowned Map Expert, Drake to Play Tingle in Zelda Adaptation

3 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

KYOTO, Japan — After a rough 2024, Toronto rapper Drake has joined the cast of the upcoming Legend of Zelda adaptation as Tingle, the middle-aged map maker who believes he’s a fairy. Legendary game developer, Shigeru Miyamoto, who is also a producer on the film, announced the casting in a video posted on the Nintendo Today app. “We are very excited to have Mr. Graham on board to play Tingle. We knew we wanted a map expert in the role,” Miyamoto said with his lovable smile.
Democrats Just Watching Continue Screen Timer Tick Down

3 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

WASHINGTON — Democratic leadership packed the aisles of the Boardwalk Bar and Arcade earlier this week as the continue timer on a Mortal Kombat cabinet ticked down to zero. After failing to take down Shang Tsung, Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer calmed onlookers, reassuring them that this was all a part of his master plan. “Why put another quarter in now when I’m just going to find myself right back at the continue screen a few moments later?” Schumer said, jingling the change in his pocket.
New Pixar Movie Imagines World in Which Disney Execs Have Emotions

4 weeks ago | hard-drive.net | Sean Fallon

EMERYVILLE, Calif. — Pixar has announced a new movie for 2027 that will imagine a world in which Disney executives have emotions. “We want to stay sharp,” said Quentin Spurgeon, an animator with Pixar. “We’ve given emotions to toys, bugs, and even emotions, so we wanted a real challenge.
Kaitlyn Dever Attends The Last Of Us Red Carpet Premiere in Cute Gucci Bulletproof Vest

1 month ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

LOS ANGELES — The cast and creative team behind HBO’s adaptation of “The Last of Us” hit the red carpet on Monday for the series’ season two premiere. Newcomer to the series, Kaitlyn Dever, turned heads in an adorable bulletproof vest from Gucci. Dever spoke with reporters about portraying Abby and her excitement for the upcoming season. “I can’t wait for the fans to see the season,” Dever said, her eyes darting back-and-forth across the walkway.
Russo Brothers Apologize for Latest Netflix Price Hike

1 month ago | hard-drive.net | Nick Coffman

LOS ANGELES — Following the negative reaction to Netflix blockbuster, The Electric State, directors Joe and Anthony Russo are now apologizing for the $320-million film as well as the recent price increase to Netflix subscriptions. The Russo brothers addressed the public in a YouTube video released earlier today. “When we set out to make this movie, we didn’t think of all the subscribers who could be harmed in the process,” Joe Russo said, donning an Avengers: Doomsday graphic tee.