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Dying on Guacamole Hill

5 days ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

I’m never sure if I’m supposed find a hill worth dying on, or if it’s purely a matter of avoiding the hills I don’t want to die on. I spent the better part of a recent weekday morning in hill country, speaking with billing specialists at our doctor’s office and our insurance company.
The Comedic Personal Essay Universe is BACK

6 days ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

This was a fun, wide-ranging conversation with my friend . We talked about:Letterman vs. Leno, and why comedy that bombs can be better than comedy that doesn’t. The absurdity of my Substack bestseller badge. My recent Waymo story. A blue turn into bathroom humor that seemed to disappoint at least one person in the comments. How Alex and I both suck at disappointing people, and why we’re supposed to get better at it. Alex’s latest legal shenanigans, which are absolutely not legal.
Away We Waymo

1 week ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

William Gibson, the sci-fi author who coined the term cyberspace, once said, “The future is already here — it’s just not evenly distributed.” Case in point: I promised the situation normie community I’d ride in a Waymo “robo taxi” and write about it. That seemed doable. But Waymo, aka the future, is available only in select areas of Los Angeles. Several of those areas aren’t even part of the city of Los Angeles; looking at you, Santa Monica, Culver City, West Hollywood, and Beverly Hills.
Explaining Decorative Chairs to My Racist Neighbor

2 weeks ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

I’ve often heard that people aren’t born bigots, but rather that hatred is learned. I want to believe that’s true. It sounds hopeful, as if all we have to do is stop teaching hatred and it’ll go away. But I’m not so sure. Because if that statement is true, then hatred has a “chicken or the egg” problem. In any case, my neighbor, Racist Jim, is a slow learner. In the seven years we’ve lived across the street from Jim, he’s shown us exactly who he is in the Maya Angelou sense of the phrase.
Little League, Big Asshole

3 weeks ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

I never read Jim Bouton’s book, Ball Four: My Life and Hard Times Throwing the Knuckleball in the Big Leagues. Maybe one day I’ll remedy that, because I love baseball, and I love a good memoir, especially if it tells the unvarnished truth.
It's bleak, says the handyman

1 month ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

Whenever the shit hits the fan in the old US of A, Christina says something along the lines of, “Oh my god, we’re Rome.” She means ancient Rome, and what she’s saying is that America is collapsing faster than an undercooked soufflé. My response: “We should be so lucky.” The Roman Republic went the distance, nearly 500 years; the Roman Empire went another five centuries; if you count the Byzantine Empire (aka the Eastern Roman Empire), add another thousand years or so.
Chicken-fried Lyft Driver

1 month ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

With a twang in his voice, the Lyft driver says my timing is perfect because he just finished some Del Taco. “I’m terrible with accents, but I’m always curious,” I say. “Oklahoma or Texas?”“Oklahoma, son. Our twang is more laid back — we’re cowboys, you know, but we’re not fixing to make a fuss about it.”“So you’re an Okie?”“I’m an Okie from Muskogee.”“No way. Like the song?”“Like the song, but in the flesh.”“Why’d you move out here?”“The women.”“Really?”“Nah.
Talking shit

1 month ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

Everyone poops. This is a fact, but more than that, it’s a fact nobody disputes — a rarity these days. Scarlett Johansson? She poops. Elon Musk? He poops. Caitlyn Jenner? They poop. I could do this all day, but I came here chew bubblegum and talk shit, and it looks like I’m all out of bubblegum. At the risk over-sharing, I’ve been pooping a lot these days. If I were a goat, pooping at the drop of a hat would mean the vibes are right.
I Did Goat Yoga (You Should Too)

2 months ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

I believe it was Yogi Berra who said, “Nobody goes to goat yoga anymore, it’s too crowded.” He was half-right. The people running goat yoga at LA’s Laughing Frog yoga studio packed us in like sardines. On the mat to my left was my friend, long-time yogi, and unpaid Situation Normal photographer Jennie. To my right was a woman who seemed ambivalent about the man on her right.
Lights, Camera, Distractions!

2 months ago | michaelestrin.substack.com | Michael Estrin

The other day, I found myself on Ventura Boulevard. I didn’t know I was lost, but that’s where I found myself. I had just left Pita Kitchen, where the shawarma is on point. I wasn’t in a hurry to get back to my car, because I had earlier hit the parking lottery: A meter with nearly two hours left. A more violent man might’ve said he was “killing time,” but I prefer the term lollygagging, which has the same effect, minus the casualties.